Allison Stephens

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sorry i didn’t answer your call. i don’t do that

[nina @ninagrewrites]

it is draining to engage with people who think I’m arguing or personally attacking them every time I try to solve an issue or express my emotions. it creates mental exhaustion. if someone can’t tolerate you asking clarifying questions and sharing how you feel, keep your distance.

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

whenever i switch sleep positions i’m like this one’s gonna be huge for me

[Zzz💭 @CountinZs]

i eat my first meal of the day at 5pm bro don’t ask me for no advice

[trash jones @jzux]

surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol

[sofie ☭ @darlingube]

kidnappers stand no chance against my skincare routine if they grab me by the neck i will just slither out like a wet hotdog

[cassidy timbrooks @cassidytimb]

sorry I can’t today I have to sit in my room and feel weird

[Tim Turensek @StrikeMasterT]

Ope (with the intention of just trying to squeeze right by ya)

[Mariam🍃 @mariam_elian]

Best thing i’ve seen in a while.

[ig: @dyslexic_daddy @dyslexic_daddyy]

he’s a 10 but can’t read my mind and do what I want without me asking

[Prof Gina Neff @ginasue]

Right now, and I mean this instant, delete every digital trace of any menstrual tracking. Please.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[Jordyn Hodges 🫶🏽 @jordyvotes]

I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Sometimes tummy hurts… sometimes head hurts. When neither hurts? That is what life is about