allison wonderland

Just here to make some obscure pop culture references ✌🏻I love inside jokes, I’d love to be a part of one some day.

[allison wonderland @allysunreiky]

This weekend I planned to get a lot of work done but instead I watched an entire season of #rupaulsdragrace so I guess I got a lot of werk done

[allison wonderland @allysunreiky]

Seeing @LasCulturistas on drag race this week making me feel like a proud parent 🥹

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

The time has come for the @LasCulturistas to lip sync for LOVE! 💘

#AllStars8 is now streaming on #ParamountPlus! 💋

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

No one:
No one at all:
Not one single person:
Tom Sandoval: "dipped out"

#PumpRules

[allison wonderland @allysunreiky]

All hail doja

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Doja Cat gives Emma Chamberlain the interview of a lifetime at the 2023 #MetGala. 🐱

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[allison wonderland @allysunreiky]

@ColourPopCo 🌧️

[ColourPop Cosmetics @ColourPopCo]

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[allison wonderland @allysunreiky]

Ok but why am I actually so excited to see this 🙃

[Warner Bros. @warnerbros]

#BarbieTheMovie, from director Greta Gerwig, only in theatres Summer 2023✨

[allison wonderland @allysunreiky]

Not the CVS cashier reading me saying “you finally picked the one you wanted” after he clearly watched me stare at lipglosses for about 20 minutes 🫠

[allison wonderland @allysunreiky]

@lizzo Celebrating my birthday at the LA show tonight 🥰

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i drive home so quick after work like i’m late for the house

[⚜️bradley⚜️ @bradapalooza]

As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway

[allison wonderland @allysunreiky]

Ok new hocus pocus was cute and we love a drag race cameo👻

[Manny MUA @MannyMua733]

hocus pocus 2 was ADORABLE i was living! i didn’t compare it to the original, i appreciated it for what it was AND it was nice to get the back story of the sanderson sisters 🥹❤️

[trash jones @jzux]

surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol

[allison wonderland @allysunreiky]

No context drag race #CanadasDragRace @itskimmy_1

[allison wonderland @allysunreiky]

The presenter at our district wide meeting yesterday deadass used the phrase “kikiing with my sisters” in her speech and I almost fell out of my chair.

[trash jones @jzux]

no YOUR body is a temple. my body is a dave and buster’s

[allison wonderland @allysunreiky]

Rented a theater and took 130 10-12 yr olds to see @rejectedjokes in Sonic 2, needless to say, they were obsessed (and I was obsessed with the jean-ralphio nod in the beginning)

[allison wonderland @allysunreiky]

Uh oh inside outtakes and now I’m back in a bo burnham k-hole 🫠

[allison wonderland @allysunreiky]

NOT my students knowing Johnny Depp as “that guy who went to court” 🙃