alexandra

she/her. all opinions are my own.

[alexandra @allytesss]

and when me and my bf sing ‘fat lip’ on love island karaoke how will the villa react

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

[shadon @pvrekhs]

the producers after saving the bombshell named amora for casa amor

[james @jms_tny]

When it’s above 70° outside and the salad has berries in it

[alexandra @allytesss]

staring out the window of the northeast regional looking onto the suburbs of new jersey like i’m a divorced 40 year old thinking of my deadbeat ex and how i’m finally free

[jord 🦦 @freshwaterjord]

What if they added a crazy guy to the love island villa, like he was nuts in a non violent way and did pranks

[new Era @studlov3r]

Im in an abusive relationship with Love Island. I’ll see yall tomorrow #loveislandusa

[Aries Superstar ☆⋆ @ryrytoofye2]

THEY RIGGED THE FUCKIN VOTES

[je ne sais pas @bobameals]

btw caleb was right about 20/13 vision being better. kenzie’s rude ass is proof that they just be giving out nursing degrees to anyone ✌️ #loveislandusa

[jesse @darthgordita]

the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[alexandra @allytesss]

if you’re in line to vote for the love island recoupling STAY IN LINE

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

What time is the fake assassination attempt tonight?

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Young hoes get mean as fuck when they go too long without eating Tuna

[🥢 @fa1ryglox]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if a woman did this it would keep the lights on at the daily mail for three months

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

JD Vance just ended his presidential exploratory election committee. Now, his mentor, Peter Thiel, has fled the U.S., for right wing Argentina. But not before declaring that he might have overstated AI’s impact on society, particularly on employment.

Something bad is happening.

[jár @jarodzsz]

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life