Allyson Mitchell

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[Allyson Mitchell @allyvmitchell]

@cocotaylorr 👏🏻🙌🏻

[Allyson Mitchell @allyvmitchell]

@dumbguydumbpics I know right. The audacity

[Allyson Mitchell @allyvmitchell]

PSA: Calling you friends specifically to tell them this will ruin their day...

[pads enjoyer (when they win) @dumbguydumbpics]

PSA: if you graduated in 2012, our 10 year reunion is next year 🤢

[Allyson Mitchell @allyvmitchell]

Got real sad when I realized it’s been two years since I’ve seen a baseball game

[Allyson Mitchell @allyvmitchell]

@cocotaylorr Cutie patooties

[Allyson Mitchell @allyvmitchell]

They grow up so fast

[corinna kopf @CorinnaKopf]

sagittarius’ are the best sign, i said what i said

[Hunter who @juddthestuddd]

Two days until my bday and I’m officially 3 weeks late on my rent so if y’all really wanna get me something my Venmo is @ hunterjudd

[Allyson Mitchell @allyvmitchell]

@juddthestuddd

[Allyson Mitchell @allyvmitchell]

I only like surprises when I don’t *know* it’s coming. Real surprises are fine but *telling* me you have a surprise for me just stresses me out.

[Allyson Mitchell @allyvmitchell]

@tatumchristine_ Noooo you picked the WORST ONE

[Fernando Tatis Jr. @tatis_jr]

To all the Padres fans, I promise you this is just the beginning. It was great to see the fans and players come together for one reason, the Padres!!! We will back and I will make this city proud. God bless and stay safe. 🙏🏻🙏🏻 Love u San Diego. ❤️

[Allyson Mitchell @allyvmitchell]

Do you lock your doors immediately after you get into your car or are you a man

[Allyson Mitchell @allyvmitchell]

I think about movies where men send drinks to women and like...I get it but...I would be so much more impressed if somebody sent me nachos

[Allyson Mitchell @allyvmitchell]

I will never forgive the people that made me think I was overweight when I was 120 pounds

[Allyson Mitchell @allyvmitchell]

My high from yesterday was that I was hammered and still made sure to put sunscreen on

[Nikita Dragun @NikitaDragun]

i don’t care who i lose anymore .
i choose me . i got shit to do .

[Allyson Mitchell @allyvmitchell]

San diegans please check on your big titty friends today we are not okay

[Allyson Mitchell @allyvmitchell]

Wow I needed this, thank you

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

DONT LET HAVING BIG TITTIES STOP U FROM GOING BRALESS. LET THEM GIRLS SWINGGG. BE FREE