Ally ✨

She/her. Ask me about my cat 🌝✨

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

I’m going to add “parallel parking while holding an iced coffee” to the skills section of my resume

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

@StevenRayMorris And Steven gets canceled today 🙅🏼‍♀️

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

@poorlycatdraw

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

@maureenjohnson 👋🏻 hello I am on day 6 — I have finally passed the knives-in-the-throat stage and the choking-on-my-own-mucus stage. Currently in the really-annoyed-I-had-to-use-all-my-PTO-for-this stage 🙃

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

I have successfully avoided covid for the last 3 years but it finally got me 🤒😭

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

How do I have the worst 3 thermometers ever

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

@OTerrifying @donahuetaylor

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

Fluoride 😭

[Anthony Dominic @alloveranthony]

Everyone remembers the word that got them kicked out of the elementary spelling bee, right?

Mine was yacht.

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

Matilda was my first Broadway show and it holds a very special place in my heart so I had high standards!! But wow wow wow I loved the movie so much 🥹😭

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

💁🏼‍♀️

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

but am I fluent? No 💁🏼‍♀️

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

Yeah, sounds about right 😂✨

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

@kickeep @Rachpunzel

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

See I want to leave Twitter but then how will I see all the people trolling @elonmusk on his own platform ☹️

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

Gotta fire up the GPU to get some heat in this house

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

Glad the bath and body works video is resurfacing so now people might finally understand me when I reference it 50x a day

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

@Rachpunzel It stuck with me for a bit tbh

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

@Rachpunzel 💁🏼‍♀️ you’re welcome

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

If you’re bitter about student loans being partially forgiven because you paid yours off— just know that I also paid mine off and yes, you are an asshole.

Being able to pay off my loans was a privilege - no matter how hard I worked to do so

[Ally ✨ @allywhooo]

Don’t move across states. Just don’t. Trust me. Not worth it.