Ally

this is my space for random thoughts, join me if you want :) // 01040 ➡️ 20169 BHS '19

[Ally @allywooller]

Eating magnets won't make you attractive

[Ally @allywooller]

Whoever decided that larger meant longer in the women’s clothing industry needs to be sent to federal prison

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

If your parents still sleep in the same bed you’re a nepo baby

[Ally @allywooller]

If my snap memories ever disappeared I think I would lose my mind. I have stored so much joy in that thing🥹🤧

[Ally @allywooller]

The older I get the more I realize that hard seltzers are where it’s at and liquor is for losers— you are paying $80 to get the same buzz as I did for $10. We are not the same.

[Ally @allywooller]

Little girl in target- “mom can I have a bath bomb!”

Mom- “sure, do you have money?”

Little girl- “no, but do you have money?”

*Dad walking with them laughing*- “oh no…”

[brooke @BlokyzzOriginal]

He’s a 10 but he’s impossibly fast and strong. His skin is pale white and ice cold. His eyes change color, and sometimes he speaks like he’s from a different time. He never eats or drinks anything. He doesn’t go out in the sunlight.

[Ally @allywooller]

watching "The Summer I Turned Pretty" has convinced me that our trends are being controlled by 12 year olds and you can't convince me otherwise

[Ally @allywooller]

The best part of cutting up your own watermelon is eating 90% of it as you go

[Ally @allywooller]

New life hack: vegetables taste better when you’re drinking 🤪

[brooke @BlokyzzOriginal]

The agony of sitting in a waiting room and your name being called mid candy crush level- that’s a life I’ll never get back

[Ally @allywooller]

Whoever created the BeReal camera needs a kiss on the mouth because that camera always does me good and I do be looking rough when I’m actively being real

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

occasionally u must wake up in the middle of the night and drink water from the straw of your hydro flask with the intensity of a hamster who’s just done 2 tough hours on the hamster wheel you know

[Ally @allywooller]

Goldfish really cracked the code because I guarantee you I wouldn’t be eating these baked cheese crackers if they weren’t in the shape of little fishy

[Ally @allywooller]

Can we move on from the ribbed texture on all clothes? I just want a smooth shirt please and thank you

[Ally @allywooller]

environment should not have an "n" in the middle of it and I stand by that

[Ally @allywooller]

My toxic trait is looking at my notes and telling myself I know it as I read it word for word off the slide and then realizing I knew nothing when I go to take the quiz 😗✌🏼

[Ally @allywooller]

I've lived around too many people who say no to me as a joke that when someone seriously tells me no and I go to do it anyways we are both very confused 😅

[Ally @allywooller]

My business professor today said, “Macs are just a sexy non-computer that does absolutely nothing so if you have a Mac, I’m telling you now that should be the last Mac purchase you ever make because they are not real computers” 😂😂😂😂

[Ally @allywooller]

@willfulchaos

[caulk @lawnstepper]

remember what they took from you