Ally Marie Gargiulo

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

Can’t stop, won’t stop #shallowbucks https://t.co/qcosoCstcU

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Gatorade is a drink for both world class athletes and hungover drunks who don’t know how they got home last night. There’s no middle ground. Nobody is drinking Gatorade because their day was fine. You either brought home the state championship or woke up in a state prison.

[Nic @simply_sublime3]

you say Jersey is trash… I say pumping your own gas when it's 20 degrees out is trash

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

I will never understand the need for all dads to be at the airport hours before a flight...is there a secret club we don’t know about?

[Pail @Plawrence0]

NJ and NY need to cancel tomorrow and let people stay home and deal with the trauma they went through with the traffic and the states piss poor effort to clear the roads

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

Any Springsteen comes on and I’m not down the shore, I am immediately depressed

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

Hey Pete Davidson, my initials are A.G. too, just saying

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

So many randos being added to the hills reboot...let’s be real all we want is LC and Brody to run away together

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

Nothing is more disappointing then ordering a Doritos locos taco only to drive away and find out it’s a plain crunchy taco

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

Can someone seriously explain to me why people cry so much at the end of marathons bc I don’t understand the phenomena

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

Triggered by a crowded trains normally, add eagles fan and it’ll be a miracle I don’t snap today

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

Lulu’s, can you please have an actual store? Thx

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

It’s days like this I appreciate the fact my house would be a suitable penguin habitat

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

If they did blowouts on the train, the world would be a happier place

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

Heard a car engine from the turnpike while on the train with beats on, so this guy is HUNG, right??

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

every time I start an email with “happy *insert weekday*!”, I die a little inside

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I can definitely keep a secret but you should also know that anything juicy you tell me you are also telling my best friend and my hairdresser

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

Lowkey jamming out to Be Right There at my desk on a Wednesday morning.....probably not normal

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

We have self-driving cars and yet no way of keeping Adidas’ as white as when you first buy them

[Ally Marie Gargiulo @allyymmarie]

Watching Rent for the second night in a row, is it 2018 or 2008? Lmk