ally 👻☾

wait I had a great idea but nevermind

[ally 👻☾ @allyymoses]

It me

[• @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[ally 👻☾ @allyymoses]

“I don’t wanna be a fuckin an American Idiot” is gonna be rattling around my brain for weeks

[ally 👻☾ @allyymoses]

i’m crying is this a bit??

[Acervo Geese @acervogeese]

Geese - American idiot (green day cover)

[ally 👻☾ @allyymoses]

White Corolla they could never make me hate you

[꩜ @laylology]

The last thing I tweet before I peacefully die of a gas leak

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

april fool’s day 10 years ago: uh oh! we’re wendy’s and all of our burgers are triangles now! tee hee

april fool’s day now: ronald mcdonald was on the island and burger king has footage to prove it

[brit @britnihemmer]

sorry i can’t hang, i need to watch my shows and then go on a walk listening to podcasts recapping my shows and then go on reddit and read about my shows. booked and busy!

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

I want these primetime Patriots broadcasts to start going to commercial with shots of the local 7-Eleven in Foxborough. Enough with these Boston shots. Show me the gas station on Route 1.

[ally 👻☾ @allyymoses]

Me: hello, 911?

[ray @styledinred]

you need to see a doctor if this turns you on

[ally 👻☾ @allyymoses]

Screaming to my boyfriend in the middle of the NYE party “REMIND ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT A REAL HOUSEWIVES TWEET ABOUT THIS” over Nicki’s verse of Up All Night

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

roman’s revenge just came on shuffle

[madz @yellowhairdpunk]

he’s like a middle aged woman on facebook

[Jaidon |6’5 bottom defending Lisa Barlow| @xcxbase]

bag is secured, new season secured, gwen off to college, muzzy in a home and the bob is tight and ready to be pulled by a man who doesn’t fart. S7 centre snowflake #RHOSLC

[romanticstylezz:) @awesometownz]

so terribly sorry for this woman and genuinely wishing her a full recovery soon. but popstar never stop never stopping showed us ads on appliances were a cursed idea and we just ignored it, now an innocent woman is paying the price

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Help me pray for me I’m struggling with sexual sin

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

“I’m Mr Sterling’s everything. I’m his confidant. His best friend. His right hand arm…man. His silly rabbit”

“His what?”

“His silly rabbit”

“Does he call you that?”

“……….no”

[ally 👻☾ @allyymoses]

Introducing my new man to my very hippie coworkers: “wellllll he’s a triple Sag” ♐️♐️♐️

[ally 👻☾ @allyymoses]

@caitinyahface @headphoneemoji Too true