allyy rosberg

[D Blaze Quotes @blazequotes6]

"Where's my kit?"

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

Don't forget Blake bought a book because he wanted to impress Clare. You don't bounce back from buying a book overnight. #TheBachelorette

[mugiwara @ZOverwhelming]

imagine your card declines at brunch and the server takes your phone and deletes the boomerang of clinking mimosas that you took

[Ray DrinksaLiota @ray_guccifella]

You can never trust a girl who drives a white Jeep

[cheyenne ꕤ @cheylikemagic]

festivals: cancelled
nba: cancelled
my work: see you tomorrow

[tav @TavSummer]

day 9 in quarantine: On my way to working from home

[Ria @BarstoolRia]

We’re one hour away from our Super Bowl. #TheBachelor

[The Bachelor @BachelorABC]

Us, within one hour of #TheBachelor season premiere🍷

[James @CaucasianJames]

fuck it. i’m going out tonight

[Jordan 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝘆 @jojomartian]

*opening gifts*
me: :D

my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝

my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—

[7 on 7 Breast Cancer Football Tournament @Playforacure7v7]

SHOP OUR NEW MERCH!!!Exclusive store only running until November 4th!!! 50% of sales to breast cancer research!!! Every item has the official Play for a Cure 7v7 logo!!! GET EM WHILE THEY’RE HOT!!! 💕🏈… https://t.co/T5c3ppGsyJ

[Ben @bnegan7]

A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻

[James @CaucasianJames]

after lots of thought and prayer, i’ve decided to have a few drinks tonight

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

No one:
My Apple Watch: why don’t u try moving today, you piece of shit

[James @CaucasianJames]

some of y’all are reading this tweet hungover as shit, no money in ur bank account, “wyd” text left on read, etc. just remember god gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers

[James @CaucasianJames]

nursing students, don’t forget to tell everyone u were assigned homework before ur first class

[allyy rosberg @allyyroseee]

Happy birth little boy @patohall16 have a day xo