Ally L

Stressed but blessed

[jim 🍉 (bnd spoilers) @muracommie]

ok well cast her too damn

[🅓🅞🅒 @HocDolliday]

You can tell how much women love tj maxx by how scuffed up the curbs are in the parking lot

[Vic @getawaycarvic]

Happy Taylor Swift and Noah Kahan month or otherwise known as August! May your air be salty, your doors be rusty, and you feel alive for the first time in a long time!

[David Koresh- Official @TuckStopsHere]

When I'm puking in the bathroom at the white people wedding after abusing the open bar and I hear the Cha Cha Slide start up

[muva @riannealana]

these mosquitos will deadass pull your pants down and eat your ass

[bhumika⸆⸉ @bhumika_1905]

she's defrosting

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Getting Anxious About How Stressed She's Been

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I don’t want an AI overview, just give me the Google results!

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

I have not been able to stop thinking about this small French child at the aquarium that walked i.e up next to us grabbing his mom's hand, pointed at a starfish, and said "Mama! Patrique!"

[Brando 🐞 @homesickbrando]

I love him

[Willie Nelson @WillieNelson]

To whom it may concern and to everyone else as well,

[trash jones @jzux]

imagine if we finally got a song of the summer and it’s Rock Lobster by the b-52s

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Do you think the sirens from the odyssey would be down for a collab do they have socials or a managers email or something I could reach out to

[colleen @collme_maybe]

movie theater popcorn can be a beautiful dinner for one

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Maybe Mitch McConnell is secretly taping "The Masked Singer." We don't know.

[Emily Gould @EmilyGouldNYmag]

"I feel like Amanda Seyfried is underappreciated. Why isn't she in more things?" - My 11 year old child just now. My work here is done

[ash @ashtoberr]

dropped by the hospital and the therapy dog was there and i screamed like i saw michael jackson

[Jule @pissjulepod]

My boobs are big because that's where I store all my joy and whimsy

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

seeing a lot of amazing non-sexual jorts out there today. keep up the good work everybody