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using as my personal diary (for better or worse)

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the lighting was really working in my favor this afternoon

[Grace @gracecamille_]

having a crush on someone can save ur life

[mystery box @yuoon_]

@omarapollo :-)

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@SpectorMatt @Marie_Joseph_ Matt take it back. Marie is so young and can act accordingly

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When your dog is the equivalent of a pouty toddler refusing to smile for the camera <<<<

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Are people still buying songs for $1.29 in Apple? I’m genuinely so confused

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I salute every three legged dog I encounter

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On tonight’s dinner menu: sloppy joe’s with a side of pinot noir

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My fav part about Halloween has always been doing fun makeup looks… and I popped OFF this year🦋👼

[Capybaras @CapybaraCountry]

Capy Halloween! 🎃

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@SpectorMatt Couldn’t agree more

[Matt Spector Parody @SpectorMatt]

In honor of Halloween, I’m declaring Take 5 as the sexiest candy bar and I refuse to elaborate

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This past weekend I fell in love with an Italian man with a fat ass

[big beauty judy @samwaltjones]

a rotisserie chicken is an SSRI

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When I catch myself feeling sad about a man, I simply look at his hairline and imagine how it’ll look in 25 years. He might think he’s hot shit now, but someday he will be bald 😌

[julia hava @binchcity]

Men are like hmmm. Cheat and ruin my entire personal life and devastate my loved ones? Or communicate. A difficult, impossible choice…

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

my ideal sunday? nice big warm bowl of soup and some crusty bread and perhaps I don’t speak to a single soul all day