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[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Please respect Kim and her family’s privacy by continuing to talk about Ted Cruz.

[ALLY @allyzubs]

@YouTubeTV can you pleeeeeeeeaaaaaassssseeee add the hallmark channel

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

trump paid his taxes on a prepaid visa card I guess

[ALLY @allyzubs]

“I bought apple butter at the farmers market and there wasn’t even butter in it” -@tuff_dollaz

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Thoughts and prayers.

[ALLY @allyzubs]

I can’t w the Solimenes @tuff_dollaz

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Congrats to Donald Trump on being the last world leader to wear a mask. And still manage to fuck it up. https://t.co/N7RMmc6CB2

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

.@MinneapolisPD not receiving any more emails? you cowards

[tor @tortor_chanel]

This quarantine has turned me into a grumpy old man

[tor @tortor_chanel]

Let’s leave cardboard straws in 2019

[Brosbeingbasic @brosbeingbasic]

Who wore it best? 👀😂 https://t.co/CZ3qBZ05xl

[ALLY @allyzubs]

The Walgreens clerk just told Lauren "you used to buy pineapple blunts" when she got grape

[ALLY @allyzubs]

Last night we dipped our grilled cheeses in queso

[ALLY @allyzubs]

It's winter

[tor @tortor_chanel]

@HOUSparty_ @Mish_Daddy @natcatquiche_ @allyzubs @shadykt_ red velvet cake https://t.co/Gn8zLS6kNo

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

ugh just thought about how awkward it will be running into people from high school in heaven

[ALLY @allyzubs]

"Let's play Gary roulette and drive through Gary and see if we come out alive"-@tuff_dollaz

[ALLY @allyzubs]

Iu girls are red hot

[ALLY @allyzubs]

"Is it illegal to drive with a dented car?" 100 percent serious q that Tasha just asked.... Hahaha