Al Mac

Brunch enthusiast and endorser of these statements.

[Florida Man @_FloridaMan]

America.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Well, look at that.

I have 100,000 followers.

And 0 friends.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Probably the worst date I've ever been on was the time I almost died rescuing the girl of my dreams and she turned out to be my sister.

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

Whose water is that flood?

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

@mattoldham @CaulkinTheTimes The managers for both clubs, both appointed in summer 1976, had preexisting beef and wanted to exit 3rd div

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

A day without sunshine is like night. #wordsofwisdom

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

Doing nothing doesn't achieve anything. Doing something just may achieve something. #wordsofwisdom

[Richard Lloyd Parry @dicklp]

Back home, posters in stations urge passengers not to assault the staff. Japan has different social problems #teddy

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

Shit it all, expensive beer. #StressIn5Words

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

@TheJet87 This is the familiar Shakespeare, not the dark, complex Jacobean Shakespeare, at the height of his powers in truly turbulent times

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

@coffeeistheft @TheJet87 Now that's a puddle-pooling poodle!

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

@coffeeistheft @TheJet87 Seventy per cent humidity is ideal for vocal cords.
#bjorkfacts

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

Question of the day: A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee. Why does it make me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman?

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

In actuality, Shakespeare came to London during the last years of the old queen's reign.

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

One temptation is to conflate Shakespeare's England with Elizabethan England.

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

Let us not conflate universalist Judeo-Christian connotations of "good" with aesthetic-literary evaluation and social-cultural evaluation.

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

We get wise by asking questions. Even if they aren't answered, a well-packed Q carries its answer on its back as a snail carries its shell.

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

Question of the day: would a cannibal eat a clown or would he find that the clown tastes funny? @Ales_Mac @coffeeistheft @TheJet87

[Al Mac @almacquotes]

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures, really. #mondaymotivation