Maybe: Alma

Cute is not a look. It's not an attitude. It's a way of being.

[Zach (ザック) @zachsox]

The White Sox are going to win tomorrow. They lost those games to test your belief in them.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

“are you more of an ass man or a boob man?” actually I condemn the two-party system.

[clit eastwood @bruhgirl2001]

feel like a horny pervert everytime a firetruck passes by and i try to see if any of them r sexy

[julia @juumelo_]

this meeting could’ve been a fist fight probably

[montsi @primmadonnagurl]

afirmaciones diarias:
- mi rodilla esta bien
- no me duele la rodilla
- soy una mujer joven con rodillas sanas
- mi dolor de rodilla es mental
- no se me va a salir la rodilla

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[lacy @danysreddoor]

archive of OUR own

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 HUGE: Chicago has fully transitioned all city facilities to 100% clean energy.

[bloodraven shady facts @bloodravenology]

🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯 hired some etsy witches to make sure winds of winter gets published this year .... let’s hope it works 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[Jenni @hashjenni]

You know what Mamdani taxed the rich and then suddenly libraries started to work, potholes got fixed, childcare exists, and workers get paid more.
That's why billionaires are losing it and want him gone!!!

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[JGM🦞 @ninety3jes]

delete hinge and go to the lakefront like the rest of us.

[Rach @AdultingADHD @AdultingADHD]

Neurodivergent people in a corporate work environment:

[Nora❦ | ADW @hiscoraline]

girls, we need to frantically and obsessively start reading books and finish them in less than 24 hours again.... remember how happy we were back then??