Allison

[Allison @almanion]

Alfred Nobel started the Nobel Peace Prize using money made from a gun powder industry. #HistoryLessonFromDad

[Kelly @kellygalyen]

Me at Thanksgiving:
"Guys I want you to meet my special someone!"
"That's a body pillow."
"I don't understand the confusion."

[Allison @almanion]

Forever forcing my introvert self to ask for the wifi password.

[Anna Mendenhall @mendenhall_anna]

peanut butter paper towels

[Kelly @kellygalyen]

Just passed a guy sitting on a curb with a sign that said free butter and he was just chillin with like 12 sticks of butter. #college

[Allison @almanion]

@mcknight_shane I'm actually not talking about you. My brothers name is also Shane. Crazy right?

[Allison @almanion]

We may knock stuff over and hurt our hands, but there's no load of groceries that Shane and I can't carry in one trip.

[Allison @almanion]

My mom just slapped me hard to make sure I was alive. Instead of, you know, assuming I was napping.

[Allison @almanion]

Thank you, everyone in my life, for reminding me how sick and tired I look when I don't wear makeup.

[Allison @almanion]

My life is a joke. Like a somewhat decent, small-chuckle-inducing joke.

[Allison @almanion]

I think I'm addicted to that feeling you get when you drink so much coffee you can feel your heart pounding.

[Allison @almanion]

If I gauge my day based on how many kindergarteners spit in my face while talking to me, I had a bad day.

[Allison @almanion]

@Krkidwell #kindergartenperks

[Allison @almanion]

@Krkidwell If I quit caffeine I would probably fall asleep during nap time (yes they still have nap time)

[Allison @almanion]

@Krkidwel haha, my caffeine dependency is still pretty bad

[Allison @almanion]

@Krkidwell I finally have a normal sleeping pattern. Only took 8 freaking weeks..

[Allison @almanion]

Student teaching = stress eating and no time to work out

[Allison @almanion]

The boy who struggles the most in math just flawlessly counted to 109. Exact words: "107, 108, 109, a million!"

[Do I want coffee? @UmmmmYes]

Yes

[Allison @almanion]

A church called "Our Father's Arms" is closed today. Lol.