Alyssa Reidy

I am awesome.#baecation

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

Fortune cookie came with legal consultation🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[latke @latkedelrey]

couldn’t find my headphones. i looked everywhere. just found them wedged between two boxes of pasta in my cupboard. sure

[Craft Gallery @5min__crafts]

art 🎭

[That Guy Rocked CFB @ThatFBGuyRocked]

Britain Covey.

That guy rocked.

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

Me on dating apps: im not trying to rush into anything
Me in real life after one date: okay so when are you gonna propose to me?

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

Earn $28.00 when you complete "MoonPay"! https://t.co/etlmfrW3fg

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

I thanked a man for showing me affection so if u need me im in hiding

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

Gonna go thru all the men on my dating apps and say “happy thanksgiving”. One of thems gotta stick so i can buy matching shirts for christmas right

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

One of the coolest things about cannoli is i can see her coming even in the dark because the white parts of her give it away 😂

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

Realizing you still have access to your dead ex’s facebook is… an interesting turn of events.

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

Get u a guy that surprises u with a cheeseburger but u refuse to eat it bc it has ketchup on it so u tell him to just take it. Then he shows back up with a cheeseburger PLAIN. I dont have him, but hes out there 🥰

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

Why are human babies the ugliest of the animal kingdom?

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

Literally told a new coworker how death doesnt scare me and im literally apathetic to it and dont care. Maybe i shouldnt do that.

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

Can i go home? Theres a tornado warning and cannoli is scared.

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

Can someone just suck it up and marry me already so i can wear a pretty dress

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

Me telling my boss i dont feel good. “You dont look good” ok rude lmao

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

Is this Zelensky dude single or what? Asking for a friend….

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

Mental health awareness month: im still aware of my poor mental health. Thank u.

[Alyssa Reidy @almareidy]

People that refer to their household plants as “she” scare me