Alex Maxinoski

Environmental enthusiast. Dad, love my IPAs and magic. My theory isn't perfect but it's close

[Alex Maxinoski @almax19]

@PardonMyMeme But it was Vabrels’ wife who hired the PI? @Patriots

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Chicago Bears will decide where to build their new stadium in the next few weeks, per league sources.

If Illinois doesn’t pass legislation for Arlington Heights soon, sources believe the Bears are likely to be Indiana bound.

Two proposed sites in Chicago are not considered feasible, per sources; next to Soldier Field for political reasons, and the land known as Michael Reese was evaluated and rejected by the NFL and the Bears.

[Alex Maxinoski @almax19]

@RiggsBarstool @ForePlayPod Are your vampire fangs coming in?

[Alex Maxinoski @almax19]

@MarkTauscher65 Adam Stenavich sucks. Best known for pissing on carpet in a marshfield club.

[Alex Maxinoski @almax19]

@AaronNagler Run on sentence.

[TJ @xBitcoin_Teej]

FBI will investigate athletes for gambling but won’t investigate Nancy Pelosi for insider trading. 😴

[Alex Maxinoski @almax19]

@MacrodosingPod As a 36 year old father, Monday’s. Back when I was in my younger 20s, Fridays.

[Alex Maxinoski @almax19]

My daughters soccer stats:

Goals - 0
Attempts at goals - 0
Times she kicked the ball - 0
Personal water breaks- 4
Dandelions picked - 8

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Move over Jim Edmonds, Daulton Varsho just did this @StoolBaseball

[Alex Maxinoski @almax19]

@gilliedakid The young man was drafted in the nfl. Huge accomplishment for any college football player. He has the talent of a 1st round draft pick but was selected in the 5th round. Like any young person in the work force, go and work your butt off and get that next contract/pay raise.

[Alex Maxinoski @almax19]

@BarstoolBigCat Looks like he’s a better hunter than the TE the bears drafted.

[Alex Maxinoski @almax19]

@AaronNagler We need a cornerback

[Alex Maxinoski @almax19]

@__leahy I’m in if you’re in?

[Alex Maxinoski @almax19]

It’s officially the end of my favorite season (October-April) corduroy pants season.

[Alex Maxinoski @almax19]

@Jerrythekid21 Hi kids, do you like violence?

[Alex Maxinoski @almax19]

Every clothing company should be held to the same size chart standard. If I order a shirt from company A it should fit me the exact same as the shirt I order from company B.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

REAVES VS OLIVIER WHAT A TILT😳🍿

[Alex Maxinoski @almax19]

@hen_ease Jesus Christ fucking a man

[Alex Maxinoski @almax19]

@StevenCheah Easy. Talk to the neighbor