Grand_theft_Llama

Where is your Llama tonight?

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

From size 24 stretch to size 18 fit. #keepitgoing #weightwatchers #roadto190

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

When using a machete to trim your bushes is an option at your house 😂😂😂😂 #getshitdone

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

15 hour work day and now going out because I like to pretend I'm hip #bringingin24

[Halo Top @HaloTopCreamery]

Who's ready for @ladygaga halftime show 🎤?!

RT for a chance at a FREE PINT in the second half.

ATL 21 🏈 NE 3

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

@kalpenn, best revenge ever. https://t.co/3cYDrH22mD

[Kal Penn @kalpenn]

To the dude who said I don't belong in America, I started a fundraising page for Syrian Refugees in your name.
https://t.co/NOR5P48fBi

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

When xenoverise 2 is kind of like Tekken and Majora's Mask put together #iwishthegraphicswerebetterthough

[BFinn @BFinnster]

Me trying to text and date and stuff

[Linda Sarsour @lsarsour]

This warms my heart. ❤️️❤️️#womensmarch

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

My government wants to get rid of easy access to birth control and DCYF Children's insurance #WhyIMarch

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

So when is the sarcastic #thankstrump hashtag going to set in?

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

Brb figuring out how to make every work out renditions of "la maquina" so I can stay interested 😂

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

Goal of 2017: To be quick enough so when a rich white man calls me "Rwanda" to his friends I serve him what he's asking for #HAPPYNEWYEAR

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

Can I just be @donaldglover #no? #sigh #okay

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

When Nicki Minaj calls herself her #stevenuniverse character in one of her songs #lolcute

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

When you've thought holly was mistletoe your whole life #oops #merrychristmas #mywholelifeisalife

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

All I want for Christmas is to have a higher score than my brother on any given video game #siblingrivalry #guitarhero #pacman #younameit

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

Bitter because switching to android #FirstWorldProblems

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

Temptations of making turkey empanadas are very high #thanksgivingleftovers

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

Just so y'all know, adobo kept that bird moist af. Also I planned to be ready at 2:30, we ate at 4:00. #Dominicana #forlife

[Grand_theft_Llama @almaxmonique]

#youknowyourdominicanwhen Adobo. All. Over. That. Bird. #happythanksgiving