Allison Cooley

Crazy passionate about and in love with some people/places/things.

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

wear deodorant, use your blinkers, be good people.

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

However, we have saved future us from having this on-going convo of “Night but don’t you kind of wish you had TB?” For that, we will be eternally grateful.

Answers to FAQs:
- No, it was not $40 worth of TB delivery fees are just 📈
- Yes, this is the reason I married this man.

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

Coming out of the woodwork to share an important update.

After multiple nights of saying goodnight & then talking about how much we wish we had Taco Bell, Phillip & I finally caved last night. From this experience, we learned that 11pm, $40 (!!!) TB is actually not worth it.

[Jeff Levine, CPA/PFS, CFP® @CPAPlanner]

Being a good financial advisor who understands behavioral finance doesn't just mean you understand why people make irrational decisions.

It also means that you actively use behavioral tools and techniques to increase the adoption of rational, financially sound decisions.🧠💰🧠

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

@Kevin_Fed16 People reacting on emotion. The usual.

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

@SamTenpenny Here I am, reading this and wondering why you would dilute ranch dressing with water 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

@falmbeck @slolberding i have no words 💀

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

@Captn_DanSolo Actual image of you and Tdog

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

@Erin_L_hansen This did NOT get the credit it deserves. Will be speaking to the manager

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

“Can we forget about the things I said when I was quarantined? I didn’t mean to call you that - Lit in My Own Worst Enemy” - Allison Becker for the next month

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

@dozerscott I think I Twitter-peaked a few years ago, so it wouldn’t be the same

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

Sometimes I feel bad for not recycling as much as I should, but then I remember that I once carried around a purse I made out of Kool Aid Jammers and then I feel okay again.

[Scott Lowe @dozerscott]

@almbeck I miss the days when @almbeck tweeted every day....

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

I hope the people in my life are always the best thing about me

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

@Captn_DanSolo Hi Danny

[Taylor Scherer @SchererBoy2016]

If she can make a mean corn dip, you got to put a ring on it

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

@IamReidDavis That is reserved for grandpa, not the grandkids

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

I will never get over the song Closer— I will be 80 years old, cooking for my grandkids to that bop. Someone hold me to it.

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

@_hgillespie That is so freshman year, it hurts

[Allison Cooley @almbeck]

@CowleyKeeley If anything, that should make you less nervous because you are the songbird of our generation

[steph @steph_mcca]

professionally i’d love for what happened to cauliflower to happen to me