Dalia Alm

lawyer to be 🌞

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

People on my hit list

[Rasputin @EvanRasputin]

أي علاقة محتاجة تجديد اشتراك يومي لإثبات حُسن النوايا قِلّتها أحسن..

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

Summer in London is trying to get a tan in the 0.5 seconds the sun is out

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

@Google is down and I can't ask Google why

[️دُنيا @douniaaa_khaled]

"قاسميني تعبي يا مُتعبة.."

[Rasputin @EvanRasputin]

”فيها إيه مميّزها عن أي واحدة تانية؟“
”بحبّها“..

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

*woman looking at street signs trying to figure out life*

Salesperson: "ma'am, are you looking for me?"

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

so smooth my heart broke #howtowinmeover #icecreamalsoworks

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

Keep telling little girls how pretty they are and what pretty looks like then wonder why society's ideals affect them. #itsyou

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

#stormdoris isn't very stormzy

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

A Mr AJ Money forgot his card at the pub. I want to be Mr Money

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

@Chillyourbeans also there is nothing to fix, but I didn't want to phrase it different and ruin the show

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

@Chillyourbeans I think the first couple of episodes are Meh. And then bam! you're yelling at the top of your voice trying to fix everything

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

@Chillyourbeans such a weird show BUT I feel like the ending sort of makes it worth it

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

The best part of being a bartender is when I break a glass the whole bar cheers me on like I just won an Olympic medal

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

So awks when you say bye to someone on the train but it hasn't even stopped and you just have to stand there #icringeforyou

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

@yousefcisco Did you not read my bio?

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

@GeorgiaMalham

[Dalia Alm @AlmDalia]

@jezharvey If you could see the excitement on my face right now. Oh boy