Almighty MomGod

I play an ineffable game of my own devising. (#RP #GoodOmens Parody 21+)

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

with them... and so I do.

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

What if God was one of us?

Might be a bit more likely than one might think.

I gather myself and form the familiar body I've taken since the dawn of time. I can change it, of course, but it's my preferred body. Then I blink and I'm suddenly on a busy sidewalk during rush +

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

hour in Soho.

I take a deep breath and smile as I look around. I'm looking forward to speaking to my children directly. To hear them speak to me and know I'm really hearing them and replying. It's... alienating being God. Sometimes I want to hide who I am and spend time +

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[[ My poor sweet child. She doesn't yet see it. But she's getting closer. ]]

[Barachiel @AngelOfBounty]

@DownwardBent "So which is it for him? Do I need to thank you for letting him go so easily or was he too pure to be worth the trouble?" I don't know why it feels like I'm asking about more than the man I granted Bounty to.

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[[ When has that one EVER been like any of the others? ]]

[Zadkiel @JoyousZadkiel]

@MomToDemons @SplendorousFire I blink when she brings up Kabaiel... my old friend. Well, friend to Zag and myself. "You mean Ka– Crowley is still kind? His Fall didn't make him like the others?"

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[[ You're not this stupid. You know you're going to shag at least one of them sometime in the future. ]]

[Asmodeus, Lust Demon Par Excellence {rp} @LustyAFDemon]

What am I bluffing about?

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[[ Bluffing with Mammon isn't wise. ]]

[Asmodeus, Lust Demon Par Excellence {rp} @LustyAFDemon]

Someone's not playing fair...

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[[ We all know that's a bluff. ]]

[Asmodeus, Lust Demon Par Excellence {rp} @LustyAFDemon]

Oi! See if I shag any of you lot ever again!

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[[ They all seem to forget I'm always watching. ]]

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[[ Give it time.... ]]

[Agrat Bat Mahlat {rp} @DominaMalifici]

Someone needs to shag the life out of Asmodeus...

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

Don't bring me into this. He's not wrong.

[Aziraphale @AngelGoneNative]

….Oh, good Lord.

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[Do you doubt?]

[Zagzagel @SplendorousFire]

Right… Gotcha.

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[You will find it less difficult than you expect.]

[Zagzagel @SplendorousFire]

Not any more! I’m going to try to make it work.

(Wait. Is the Almighty trying to get me to join Lilith in the bedroom? I feel like She might be. Hmm…)

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[And yet you are trying to remove yourself from her...]

[Zagzagel @SplendorousFire]

…Oh. Oh. That would’ve been awful. Even if she just had an uneasy sensation, I’d have felt bad about causing it.

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[Good thing I didn't make Lilith feel what you did...]

[Zagzagel @SplendorousFire]

…They shall become one flesh. Shit. That’s scripture. Ahhh….okay. You Know What You’re Doing.

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[Sign that you may have missed: That which I have joined shall not be torn asunder.]

[Zagzagel @SplendorousFire]

…I should let myself be more open to signs from You even if I’m embarrassed- which, I know I probably /shouldn’t/ be. But, I am fallible. You are infallible.

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[Better. Would you care to try again?]

[Zagzagel @SplendorousFire]

That’s not what I meant. I am sorry.

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[WELL. This one apparently would rather not hear from his creator. That can be arranged.]

[Zagzagel @SplendorousFire]

I wish they would all get out of my head. But, I know that’s a lot to ask.

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[The amusement, and amazement, Lilith would have if Zagzagel had indeed joined her as Zadkiel suggested....]

[Almighty MomGod @AlmightyMomGod]

[Are you quite done?]

[Carrion @DarksomeDemon]

Can’t hold an erection on Holy Days.