Barnes.

Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power. |AU Alpha!Bucky|RP|MC| #Almighty

[Barnes. @AlmightyNox]

You know me... Once I get something stuck in my head, sooner or later... I'm going to have sex with it.

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@captainsmcllass [Bursts into laughter.] You’re such a fucking dork.

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You were in jail?!

[Steeb @captainsmcllass]

Who said orange isn’t my color?
Ladies and gents, your man has been released.

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@captainsmcllass Yuh-huh, see? [Bites back a shit-eating grin as I lift my hips a little before hooking my free hand around the back of his head and shoving it down towards my crotch.]

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@captainsmcllass It says. [Pulls up the waistband of my boxers, pretending to read.] “Suck me”.

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@captainsmcllass I can read what it says on my dick.

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@captainsmcllass [Just looks so confused.] The newspa- how old do you think I am?!

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@captainsmcllass /Listen/. It’s not my fault you were in jail so don’t getting an attitude with me.

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@captainsmcllass You need like a super-soldier sized chill pill.

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@captainsmcllass Oh. [Relieved it isn’t murder. Flops back on the couch with a sigh.]

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@captainsmcllass [Stares. Whispers.] What did you do.

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@captainsmcllass Why didn’t you call me? Don’t you get a phone call? Who’d you call? Also what the hell did you do?!

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@captainsmcllass I need a nap. [Lodges self between Steve and the back of the couch.]

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[Smacks @captainsmcllass’ ass cause that’s how you cure any ailment.]

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@captainsmcllass You just are, okay?

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@captainsmcllass /Nooo/.

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@captainsmcllass Can’t a guy just be horny? [Sighs dramatically.]

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@captainsmcllass Hello Kitty’s f- [Smacks his side lightly.] The fuck are you talkin’ about?!

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@captainsmcllass Something I can use my dick to paint with, maybe…

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@captainsmcllass But are there any coloring sex-books?

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@captainsmcllass We have coloring books?

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@captainsmcllass Not too bad. [Pats his back.] I’m bored, though.