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manic pixie middle aged man

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Bill Hader is allowed to play offensively gay and Martin Short is allowed to wear a fat suit. Those are my beliefs

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

He got it from his mama.

Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family.

His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑

[al @almilflover]

@TomZohar that would be called rehearsals

[al @almilflover]

@JohnPotMUFC because there are jobs that are severely underpaid but still essential. there is already a teacher shortage and this would make would-be future teachers unable to earn degrees

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Oatmeal is all I have left

[al @almilflover]

all my greatest heroes went crazy too but at least they have their art to show for it

[al @almilflover]

babylon- this one is the catchiest actually. i like it the best. overall my view is that the extras aren’t worth the price of a whole new record. they needed more time put into them, just feels like a rushed job

[al @almilflover]

showgirl encore live tweeting my sleepy reactions

[al @almilflover]

pink clouding- the catchiest one so far, probably going to be the one to chart. in offensive but i feel like she’s made better versions of this song before

[al @almilflover]

cleveland- comes off immature. not a fan of the vocal production and it doesn’t feel complete enough to be on a record.

[Halloween 3: Season of the Witch @h3sotw]

the brain is the most sexual organ

[al @almilflover]

@PopBase @taylorswift13 AO3?

[al @almilflover]

The Beach Boys Love You

[al @almilflover]

no but whoever animated this movie is a pervert

[🤓 @vvsbrince]

getting fingered while you suck his dick

[𓆨 @puptrid]

"yearning" sounds too delicate to me, what i go through is much more disgusting

[sword gf @punishedgarage]

bf and i recently became physical newspaper subscription people and as it turns out it actually does make you better than everyone else?

[catboyhumper @catboyhumper]

as an almost 23yo does anyone know when you stop feeling 15

[al @almilflover]

@margins_only @rrroooiiirrr do you have to.. cut yourself for the test? i can’t imagine they trust people to find their own vein with a needle

[al @almilflover]

i hate watching a movie and you can tell the director has a porn addiction