La mera verga

28 | 🌞♍️,🌚 ♊️, ⬆️ ♋️| Sac State 🐝 | 707 | Sinaloense 🍅

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

A man with a sixteen year long heroin addiction told you that Tylenol causes autism, and you believed it like a dumbass

[The Frog Mage @the_frog_mage]

🌝

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Do you know how wicked someone have to be to ask for sex two weeks after their wife gave birth? Wild animals are better than some of you.

[kay. @ITaughtEm_Dat]

If i tell a man not tonight and he go cheat that’s on him. Im not fckin myself into exhaustion cuz im scared a man lack sexual discipline. That’s a character flaw on his part. A man with no sexual discipline will fck a man btw😭😭😭so thanks for tellin me 😭😭😂😂

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my relationship with my mom is something like this :

[La mera verga @almitalevale]

It hasn’t been a week and I already miss my baby 🥲

[La mera verga @almitalevale]

These hormones got me feeling a bit sad 😟

[La mera verga @almitalevale]

Had a dream the other day where I was celebrating my pregnancy with my abuelita 🥹🩷

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

Poundtown to Ultrasound

[La mera verga @almitalevale]

1st trimester is kicking my asssssss

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Mood:

[La mera verga @almitalevale]

She bigger than me cause I would’ve busted a bottle on his head 🍾

[َ @girlbrain8]

i fucking hate men cus ew what the fuck

[La mera verga @almitalevale]

It is truly the end of an era 😳

[La mera verga @almitalevale]

Was not expecting this plot twist 🤔☹️😭

[La mera verga @almitalevale]

Plebe when he realized I dropped him off at the vet to get neutered 🥲🥲

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Nearsighted fam: take your glasses off and pull your phone away from you eyes. Look at the blonde girl.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Love at first sight is desire. Love isn’t a feeling. It’s consistent action. Love requires skill sets: the ability to navigate conflict, emotional intelligence, and empathy. We know nothing about a persons capacity by sight.

Take your time.

[La mera verga @almitalevale]

I have 0 regrets taking my IUD out. It hasn’t been a month and my body is already looking more slim! Mentally I feel so much better and happier!

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Yo viendo que no tengo ropa rosada para ir a ver Barbie: