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[Coco🦎 @cocoedasf_]

hi, I use God to beg you. Where did you get the bread from?🫪

[Olúkòsì 🐐 @Olukosi_RM]

Earth is 4.5 billion years and I came during Ronaldo’s era
Forever grateful

[Usain St. Leo Bolt @usainbolt]

Congrats on your retirement from international football @Cristiano ⚽️🙌🏿 You made us all a fan 💫

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Como handing us over to Bournemouth

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

That shower you take after cleaning the whole house >>>>>

[Four-eyed Edo Boy™ @Alex_Houseof308]

There really was a time when 10 MB and Waptrick was all I needed to be happy

[Adedapo @_aaadedapo]

Raised? Oh, they are founders now.

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

No amount of low spending will save you. If the money isn't constant, you'll still go broke.

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[a meek thug @gib_smoke]

-deletes whatsapp.
-leaves social media.
-leaves the city.
-moves to jalingo.
-pigeon comes with a note.
-opens note.
-that one girl looking for money to fill gas.

😩💔😭

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The older I get, the stayer I home.

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

😂🤣😂

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Big Chii✨ @Cijenan]

You are an adult woman. Enjoy sex without thinking it’s something being taken away from you. It’s just SEX!!

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

Too much time on your hands

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[Dr. APK @Lordkyril]

Being stretched to death by two horses is terrible but there must have been a point when the backstretch felt amazing🥲

[Ochiedike @_Ochiedike]

For Afriça to develop, We need to start producing critically thinking children, not God-fearing children.

[☆ @literarrium]

𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.