Almendra

Literally nothing interesting here. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Almendra @almonds_world]

@Enrique_Acevedo Do you understand that the it only became dangerous once police got involved, or are you just gonna look past that???

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Proud of this and always will be.

My workers are union, make a living wage, have full healthcare, and aren’t subject to racist treatment in their workplaces. Items are made in USA.

Team AOC honors and respects working people. You should try it sometime instead of union-busting.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

101–win Braves done. 101-win Mets done. 111-win Dodgers done. 99-win Yankees fighting for their lives. It’s the year of the underdog.

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

hay como 27 canciones que me hacen pensar en ti

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

forgera baoret

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

therapist: why did you do that

me: ummm i don’t know babe u tell me

[Julián Castro @JulianCastro]

Anti-choice extremists like @GregAbbott_TX should be worried after the Kansas vote. November is right around the corner.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus.

Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.

[ISABELLA LADERA @isabellaalc_]

entonces bad bunny es igual q todos?:(

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Why did the same party that gets mad when people kneel during the anthem because it “disrespects the troops” just block health care for veterans with cancer?

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Fuck around and find out lol
#ThanksMattGaetz

[Lacquerware @lacquerleaks]

Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane

This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

[Andrew Weinstein @Weinsteinlaw]

If 400 trained police officers weren’t prepared to engage, what’s the argument for arming kindergarten teachers?

[AQUARIU$🫦 @kykaiior]

i really don’t like talking anymore…think i’m turning into ferb🫤

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

pa' mi la única gente fea son los amargados

[Rob Dyrdek @robdyrdek]

People or jobs that pull your energy can't stay in your life