Almost 60 Stephen

Mentor of Golding. Father of Cam. Lover of Beer. Written by Alex Golding

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

Cameron said he wanted to go to handsome devils with me. Didnt want him to embaress me so i just shaved the sides of his head at home

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

Maggie and I get a 2 for one at handsome devils. We look so cool with matching fades #cooldog #cooldad

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

So what if i make 6 figures a year and work a 3 day work week from home, Cam didnt swiffer the floors! #pissed #mylifesucks #swiffercam

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

I hope my sons never find my secret Grindr account #shamefulsteve #trieditonce

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

"All those Greeks are just suckling from the tit, and their just going in more debt!"

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

"The Greek economy is goin' tits up!"

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

I self identify as an angry father. Cam self identifies as a spank-target. Its not our faults #society

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

Not cooking for my ungreatful sons tonight. If they dont go to boston pizza for supper im gonna be pissed! @CamDaMan05 @JacobMcNeil15

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

Bought cam a new air mattress #happybirthday #merrychristmas #youowemeone

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

Sometimes I browse Kijiji for other dogs in front of maggie just to freak her out

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

I have a juicer that costs as much as a used car

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

For Christ sakes Cameron just because there's dew on the grass doesn't mean "its raining so I can have the day off :)"

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

Theres an electric guitar in my man cave. I can't play a single chord. Its literally just a $250 decoration.

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

Spent over 1000 dollars on a poker table and dart board for my man cave. I dont even have any adult friends #throwthedartmaggie

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

Pat told me he was gonna get fried with his boys this afternoon. I told him itd be better to get grilled #healthyeats

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

Throwing back monday to when Cam told me the neighbor molested him so i sent him to his room for making up stories #dadoftheyear

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

Thinking of shaving Maggie so she can run faster #nascardog

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

@CamDaMan05 why is the o'blenes boy asleep in my bed??

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

What in the hell is "the yams"? Maybe hip hop colored people will trick Cameron into eating vegetables through song #whatistheyams

[Almost 60 Stephen @almost60stephen]

No more food or drinks in the basement because someone left a cup on my wooden table. Its not like I have a fridge full of beer down there