ali.

I have your heart, and you have my pity.

[ali. @almost__ali]

My apartment is turning into, is it real or is it legos?

[ali. @almost__ali]

AI is getting weird, they got em taking orders at wendy’s, the voice was so loud it scared me so I was like “shit!” And it goes “sorry I can only take orders” ..

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

I just usually go with my own taste. If I like something, and it happens to be against the law, well, then I might have a problem.

[ali. @almost__ali]

Football players tackle cuz they wanna cuddle soo bad

[ali. @almost__ali]

Love eating a sub, hate smelling like onions after

[ali. @almost__ali]

Scented markers were a gateway drug

[ali. @almost__ali]

Did my job think giving me two weeks off for the holidays was not going to send me on a two week bender, very irresponsible of them.

[ali. @almost__ali]

The intrusive thoughts to crowd dive off the second floor of arc are going to win one day

[ali. @almost__ali]

Fighting for my life in this chilis rn

[ali. @almost__ali]

Stuck in a continuous loop of trying to start new tv shows but not paying attention the second it starts

[ali. @almost__ali]

2 min into game, little boy behind us: ‘did the fwyers win?’

[ali. @almost__ali]

Three cheers for Chicken

[leg lock truther | آلن @hewassleep]

can my haters see this yet?

[ali. @almost__ali]

I wanna do Pizza Hut buffet for my birthday.

[ali. @almost__ali]

‘Hey! How are you!’
‘I’m good, how are you?’
‘I’m good, how are you?’

I do this so much at work and like I have to talk to these people again 🥹

[o @oeaton14]

Beggars can’t be choosers in this life

[ali. @almost__ali]

In Philly, gonna flash the portal

[ali. @almost__ali]

Singing Amy winehouse songs cause I’m sick and my voice a lil raspy

[ali. @almost__ali]

Had supervision with my boss today and one of my notes was “keep teams app open during all working hours” ma’am I don’t even keep my computer on all day, bffr

[ali. @almost__ali]

All staff meeting with presentations from the hearing consultants today.. This lady just said “these are not your mother’s deaf kids, they are a whole different breed” and I just thought that was a crazy way to start a presentation