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I KISSED ALICE - out now! @squarefishbooks/@mackidsbooks || rep: @litagentmarini || she/her || hi im bi || ELA teacher! || UAB ELA c/o '22 🐲

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

arising from hiatus to RETWEET THE HECK OUT OF THIS LOOK AT IT, IT'S SO PRETTY

[Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks]

Early copies are here!

First-Year Orientation comes out next month with @Candlewick, in hardcover and paperback simultaneously, and me and professor @laurengibaldi can’t wait to share it with you.

Welcome, students. 🎓 https://t.co/AEIHNiSznK

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

my twitter account is old enough to be one of my students. yay?

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

@AshWritesBooks I did the same thing. Also I ended up forgetting to log in on my computer for so long, I literally forgot *how* to long onto twitter. My last tweet was from August of last year o_O

But man, my skin is clear and I am THRIVING

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

@sherrylvsscienc @thebarefoothikr Oh no. I'm so sorry. It's so hard to have to tell your students goodbye.

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

have,,, they met Alabama? Southern Gothic literature is the most Slytherin thing in existence. Alabama is not a Ravenclaw. Also Florida is a Gryffindor I will not take questions at this time.

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

@karisrogerson this is def one of those things people can tell you all day long but you absolutely HAVE to arrive to it yourself. It's Earth shattering to everyone when they finally realize it! <3

[Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks]

We look forward to beloved guest lecturers @stampepk @farahnazrishi @AdiAlsaid @Almost_Anna @brainbliss @gloriacchao @jchenwriter @RantingOwl @KristinaForest @kathglasgow @lancerubinparty @aminahmae @SamMaggs and Dana L. Davis!

Order your textbook here! https://t.co/AEIHNiSznK

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

everybody go follow Jenny!

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

this is W I L D

[Times Politics @timespolitics]

Martin Shkreli was the reviled ‘pharma bro’ hedge funder who inflated the price of life-saving drugs and was jailed for fraud.

@ChristieSmythe was the reporter who quit her marriage and job for him.

Why? @LFPullman finds out 👇
https://t.co/jzzARUorbR

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

@rochellesavage It's also great for reheating leftover things that are better crispy/crunchy. The oven & microwave makes stuff soggy on bottom, but NOT THIS. Also those frozen crustless pbj things

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

@rochellesavage I use mine for EEEEEVVEERRRYYYYYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG I love it so much omg. I wish I had a bigger one. I mostly use it for frozen things to make them crunchy and delicious.

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

@RosieeThor Oh, Anna did. I called home and mom was basically like

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

@TheNextMartha I have a consultation next week. straight up bil-sap hopefully

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

@RosieeThor I had a student plagiarize a writing sample I did for a narrative essay and I commented WOW THE VOICE ON THIS IS FANTASTIC, KEEP IT UP before I read the next paragraph and realized what I had done 🤠

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

Huh. Apparently he pretty much plagiarized off something @helenlewis wrote for The Atlantic in May.

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

I just came across this article for the first time (it dropped on June 8) and my blood is absolutely boiling.

I'm really going to need cis m3n to take a couple dozen seats and shut the f up

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

Like, Michael Powell is a SPORTS WRITER. Go write about baseball or some shit, Mike.

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

I just came across this article for the first time (it dropped on June 8) and my blood is absolutely boiling.

I'm really going to need cis m3n to take a couple dozen seats and shut the f up

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

@AmyK_Oliver Someone in the comments said they got an email!

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

This was leaked from a security training for the @TWG2022. Going off the conversation with the person who leaked it, things are not looking good for people who are sight-impaired, breast/chestfeeding people, or people who just happen to work in proximity to the events around bham

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

@brightsides oh wait! Only one is a semi void! The other is full void!

[Anna Birch - buy I KISSED ALICE in paperback! @Almost_Anna]

@brightsides ok I love this bc you could just be sitting at work and be like WHAT ARE MY SEMI-VOIDS UP TO RIGHT NOW and then you can see the little dot hovering around where your house is somewhere.