It's just Chris

This is my Twitter bio. There are many like it but this one is mine.

[It's just Chris @almostahermit]

@TrackRivals The enemy of my enemy

[It's just Chris @almostahermit]

Looking forward to the British reboot of “Charles In Charge” #QueenElizabethII

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@TrackRivals Well you know the process now.

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@TrackRivals I thought Fine Young Cannibals was on a comeback tour.

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@TrackRivals I’ve been on #TeamTopherClark for years

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@damnyouwillis Like #Shortpacked

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@whenaiyy This is my photo. Thanks for sharing but please give credit.

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So, uhm, is this still a thing?

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Its times like this when I really miss @LAScanner

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I know this guy. He was framed. https://t.co/BwddP6QEZ5

[LAPD HQ @LAPDHQ]

It was sure difficult, but look at who we got into custody over here at Safe Summer Swing-A-Thon. The party just started here. Come and join the fun at Rancho Cienega Park from now to 4:00pm

[Amanda Conner @AmandaRantsAlot]

Why do I have this uncontrollable urge to make a paper airplane and fly it into a toilet?

[It's just Chris @almostahermit]

Waiting for @AnneWheaton's spotlight panel @PhxComicFest

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Just heard @wilw's voice behind me at the airport. It was someone listening to an audio book.

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@bclevinger @Scott_Wegna Got an update on the Temple of Od Kickstarter?

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@mandomercs @WonderCon this is actually from @LongBeach_CC in February

[Lar @lartist]

Cartoon break: Millenium Falcon. With thanks to Bil Barrett & Dan McMahan @danthemcmahan for the idea push :)

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Something about kids and glasses. Its a weird stream of consciousness diatribe about this kid losing his glasses and lying about it? Maybe?

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Haircut day. Woman getting her hair colored hasn't stopped talking since I walked in the door. A single run-on sentence that just won't quit

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@richjohnston @judeterror @bleedingcool This is exactly the kind of news you guys live for. The headline practically writes itself. https://t.co/axVuZuDv0N

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@bleedingcool Rich, Jude, want to take a crack at this? https://t.co/axVuZuDv0N