@Ocado hey team, the app has been very glitchy this afternoon and I haven’t been able to check my order out. It’s now past the deadline, so can I cancel the order please as it’s been out of my control to amend?
@Ocado good morning. My order is missing (an hour late) and I’ve just received a note telling me my bag recycle bonus when it still hasn’t arrived which was a surprise – can you confirm if it’s still on its way please? I can DM details.
The Bill Nighys are late this year, so it's good to see a few recent sightings.
Do your bit to help this amazing species:
– leave a cafe table & chair on the pavement
– if you have the budget, hang a bespoke navy suit outside your house
– keep your silk sock dispenser replenished
I'm actually quite speechless about this. It's 2024, this is a discussion about the failings of a huge tech giant's huge AI product, there are no women in the room and one of the men present is wearing a t shirt with boobs on it.
Little insight into what it’s like being a working mum:
Up at 0515 today . Get ready, get toddler ready, wake child #2.
0630 take child #2 to friends house (in taxi, car in garage), so they can go to school together
0700 get back, make breakfast for child #1
0725 go to airport
it first it was “if you don’t want intimate photos leaked, don’t send them to anybody” then it was “don’t take them at all” and what is it now that men are generating them without our consent? I’m sure they’ll have an excuse and I’m excited to hear it!
The #FTSE100 share index turns 40 today. If you'd stashed £1,000 in the index in 1984 and reinvested all dividends received, you'd have a happy £22,550 now. But you'd have experienced a rollercoaster journey, as this Guardian graphic shows
It’s only recently I’ve really appreciated how toxic late 90s/early 2000s diet culture was. My pet hate is food moralising - “good” or “bad” food, or worse, the reason a whole actual person is “good” or “bad”. Eg: “I’m so bad for eating this [perfectly valid food]” 😭
In the early 90s my mum had one piece of toast for breakfast, with margarine, and a cup-a-soup and one Ryvita for lunch. Sometimes an apple. She also did earobics every day. She talked about her weight, our weight, and everyone else's weight constantly. This was the norm.
Jackie Chan and Ralph Macchio are looking for the next Karate Kid to star in the new #KarateKidMovie. The global search starts now! For details visit: https://t.co/VsnX9P62Z6
Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.