Beff Jezos

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

@The_1ntrovert We don’t know that there isn’t. If someone that had or has the chance to prove they’re better but didn’t… if that person said what you just said, we’d say they’re jealous.. and that’s the issue with Lupe Fiasco IMO

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

What Lupe is saying is objectively true; but unfortunately, coming from him and based on their history, there’s a lot of jealous undertones 😂

[StanademiksTV @stanademikstv]

Koala Tea causes Lupe Fiasco to short circuit and Lupe goes into hater mode and says that there are 100 rappers without a record deal that are better than Kendrick Lamar.

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

@shero_sheero Saying it like it’s a bad thing hahaha

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

@KeKirwa My man

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

@KeKirwa

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

I literally don’t know how to feel about Skepta posting about this mahn

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

A blind man could see she wanted a handshake kmt

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

For the longest time najuwanga tu Pork ya Kiambu is a no-no.. kuna time ingine walikuwa wanasema ukidishi uko unachizi halafu unadedi within 24 hours

[𝐌𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐍𝐠𝐢𝐠𝐞 @MosesNgigeKE]

BREAKING;
Kiambu Pigs are reportedly dying from an unknown disease sweeping across several villages in the county, leaving many farmers with devastating losses. Several farmers say the outbreak has wiped out their entire pig stock, prompting calls for urgent investigations.

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

Kibe does nothing for me, but what I know that judgement of other people is a confession of your own character 🫵🏾
Halafu Kibe followers are such low-hanging fruits to use to differentiate yourself as intelligent 😂

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Mimi naye kwangu anybody that follows Kibe ni fala.

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

Jua Kali alikuwa anaambia manzi yake fungua mdomo usijali kama ni ngumu wee uma

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

@Billyonairre1 Be a man ffs

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

@_chelimo_ Ulikuwa unathreaten kutoa dushnyao

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

Nah. 27-33 aren't your humbling years. They're your awakening years.

So many people misunderstand this phase of life.

That's when you start seeing things clearly. Everything suddenly dawns on you. You realize what you want, what doesn't matter, and how much time you've wasted.

Some people mistake that clarity for failure because they wish they had figured it out earlier.

But if you're determined, you can build more in those few years than you did in your entire early twenties.

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

@AzChike As long as time ticks ⌚️

[Nick Muthumbi @nickmuthumbi]

The older I grow, the less I strive to please women.
There already is a working formula to that.

Now I just wanna make ME happy.

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

Chong’ing’ing’i is such a millenial thing to say, that’s why that’s a hit

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

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[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

@Akokerryy Tafuta mtu usilalie mattress kubwa pekee yako 😂

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

Kama haumind transport costs, tembea nchi jirani kwa njia ya Malaba.. ukiweza fika hata Tororo, mzuri zaidi. Mattress utanunua huko utawachia hadi your kid’s kids wallae.

[Kerry-stopher. @Akokerryy]

Wakulima wadogo mnatumia mattress gani yenye si dr mattress but of quality 🫠

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

You mean besides replaying that ‘this too shall pass’ clip with Tom Hanks??

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Please be HONEST, During your darkest period, what was the best thing you ever did for your mental health?

[Beff Jezos @almostbourdain]

@droid254 Is it because Key has a white wife? Saw somewhere that GET OUT was written about him.