Fat Thor

“Most Likely to Gain Weight and Die” | Player Haters Ball 2030

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@run_bull_

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@NBAMemes

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Hot take 🔥 on the court LaMello Ball is everything we wanted Ricky Rubio to be. Highlights of passing, running breaks, finishing, hitting open shots, getting bigs involved. Rubio played decent D, but the spark vanished after the Kobe injury and he was a shell of his promise.

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@Cdubbway @iawolves @nbagleague @CaseysCenter Your mom.

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@ikenyonFB Surprised? This is the same network that gives WWE wrestling way more airtime than MLB and NHL combined.

“Buxton hit a HR in a Twins loss, but up next BRON BREAKER in a steel cage match this Saturday! Brrrrrup! Let’s sit down for 45 minutes and talk ringside with Stephen A! 😵‍💫

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@TheDailyWolves @sam_amick …and I predict an absolute locker room collapse on par with the 2010 Vikings if this happens.

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Taylor Swift > Donald Trump 🧡💙 #knicks

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@JonKrawczynski Are the Timberwolves license plates getting a rebrand now?

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@KyleTheige Can we talk how poor the “Tree-M” logo is?

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@bunniestx

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@TheHoopsAlerts @BrettSiegelNBA Memphis ain’t moving to the East because it’s moving to St Louis or Kansas City.

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@whoiskavis Dwight Howard.

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@1ssve

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@allthingsmn Wolves will be in the East in a few years so…

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@DeRushaJ It was for sale as recently as 2015 and studied for repurposing in 2025. They want to do something with that building and area, it’s too prime and valuable to just sit.

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@nickhaltermpls It was for sale as recently as 2015 and studied for repurposing in 2025.

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@nickhaltermpls I am a fan of the post office site, they can finally build a riverwalk/entertainment district they wanted to do with the Twins proposed river site. Rare DT land, it’s on the river, in the middle of multiple fun neighborhoods. Only drawback would be traffic/lack of freeway access.

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@MattWallace888 He 💩 his diaper again.