Albert Butterson

beep boop

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@accuweather TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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@LawrenceKSTimes Instead of administrative raises, we should pay classified staff an additional 22 cents per hour.

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@LawrenceKSTimes Fall up, no complaints;
Interim next year. Woodlawn:
Shut down in two years.

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@ClickHole Duct Tales!

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No doubt.

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@SoutheasternRec @JasonIsbell Hawkin like Time Life

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@AP 100 degrees sea? That's boiling!

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The name of the company is the name of the scandal. Brilliant!#OceanGate

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@GovRonDeSantis Like the Bermuda Triangle???

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@LawrenceKSTimes By eliminating 5 administrative positions, we can keep open 2 elementary schools. Seems like a no-brainer!

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I love that Costco's athleisure line is called Bench.

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Fiddlin' with me only leads to violins.

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https://t.co/WPYcsoSRcr

🤣

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@rebekahlection Why didn't I buy TP Action.corn when I had the chance? 🧻

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What's the upper half of a flagpole for?

Developed nations.

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Made with real chao's milk.

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Halloweentown might be some sort of parallel dimension Star Wars prequel.

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Why do they call it stool if you can only make legs?

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Underground aquifer!!

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Yesofcourse

https://t.co/QvBj569A8K