karley polivka

do you ever drink water and it doesn't taste quite like water?

[karley polivka @almostcharliee]

All I wanted to do was overshare my personal life w my uber driver but he doesn't speak English :/

[Buddy the Elf @BuddyTheEllf]

Miles Finch: Call me elf one more time...

DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT

Buddy: He’s an angry elf

[karley polivka @almostcharliee]

So I’m at school right now overhearing this kid next to me say how Palos Heights is the most ghetto place he’s ever been to in Illinois ........ like boy WUT

[karley polivka @almostcharliee]

I’m pretty sure half of working at a restaurant is just running into your coworkers and saying “ope sorry”

[noel @noelcharmsxo]

One taught me love
One taught me patience
And one taught me pain

[karley polivka @almostcharliee]

@batai907 Omg yess!!!!! So good hahah

[karley polivka @almostcharliee]

Are you ever writing a paper and you second guess yourself on things you obviously know and find yourself googling “who owned the colonies before we became America” cause same

[karley polivka @almostcharliee]

@Mlunzz “THOT bitches” Hahahaha love it

[karley polivka @almostcharliee]

@Mlunzz U cute tho 😏

[Sara Valentine @saramvalentine]

Quick reminder: wearing pink all month doesn't provide breast cancer screenings, but Planned Parenthood does.

[Lil Pump @lilpump]

IM SORRY BITCH

[karley polivka @almostcharliee]

@omgmariaa @couldbecharlie HAHAHAHA ok Hansel

[karley polivka @almostcharliee]

@couldbecharlie @omgmariaa Until Hansel aggressively bites you multiple times

[Cody Dynarski @C_Dynarski]

This is iconic. RIP Mac Miller

[karley polivka @almostcharliee]

@DJatBenchmark please play cotton eyed joe

[// @StacyMartini]

Ope
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　 ＼＼ lemme just
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　　　/ 　 へ＼
　　 /　　/　＼＼squeeze right
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ
　　/　/
　 /　/|
　(　(ヽ
　|　|、＼
　| 丿 ＼ ⌒) past ya
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[karley polivka @almostcharliee]

@couldbecharlie In the settings

[karley polivka @almostcharliee]

@couldbecharlie You can turn that off