Neville Longbottom

I could have been like Harry Potter, but I'm not. I still think I'm cool though...

[Neville Longbottom @Almostchosen]

@patronads Happy Birthday Harry, my gran wants me to tell you that you're a great person and she wishes you were her grandson instead of me.

[Neville Longbottom @Almostchosen]

@dracoFKNmalfoy I really am sorry, my gran told me I should even bother with trying to make friends. I guess she was right.

[Neville Longbottom @Almostchosen]

@dracoFKNmalfoy I'm not fat any more, after being chased by that ferret I lost a lot of weight.

[Neville Longbottom @Almostchosen]

@patronads I'm sorry, that's why my gran always puts me in the basement.

[Neville Longbottom @Almostchosen]

@dracoFKNmalfoy I don't write jokes for Harry. My gran told me I'm almost as bad at jokes as I am at being a wizard.

[Neville Longbottom @Almostchosen]

@patronads My gran says that a lot. I swear I whip until my bum hurts, and my gran always makes me clean behind my ears, so it can't be me.

[Neville Longbottom @Almostchosen]

@patronads my gran once had a ferret, she would make it chase me around the house to try and force the magic out of me...

[Neville Longbottom @Almostchosen]

Gran cleaned my face with her spit again in front of her friends, it was so embarrassing...

[Neville Longbottom @Almostchosen]

My gran can be so mean some times. She told me to stop acting like a squib today...