Harry James Potter

my name is harry potter. my parents are dead. i'm famous. your girlfriend likes me. eternal fucking glory.

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@dracoFKNmalfoy oi shut up malfoy, you git. when are you finally gonna stop wearing diapers?

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@narglesbeware oh cool. thanks luna. ...i'll be sure to use it, dont want them wrackspurts around...

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@CauldronBum red vines! i'd love nothing more.

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@CauldronBum BROOOO! i love you man, no homo.

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@SPEWSupport thanks, you're the best :) ps: i still have a potions essay due, so...

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@Gin4thawin if its a severed head i'm going to be very upset.

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@deanNAWmean thank you, my vinegar!

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@Wonwonslove thanks, and uh, no. but you can call me anytime ;)

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@dracoFKNmalfoy malfoy, suck my wand, you albino freak.

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TICKLING!?

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@narglesbeware @dracoFKNmalfoy TICKLING!??! malfoy, you back off of her!

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@narglesbeware excuse me. DISTRACTED? what did you get distracted by? and with @dracoFKNmalfoy?!

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@narglesbeware wait, what the fuck?! Luna, I told you to stop hanging out with him!

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@Almostchosen neville, stay out of this, you never help. @dracoFKNmalfoy you're a pussy!

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@dracoFKNmalfoy hey, you leave hermione alone! She punched you once and she'll do it again.

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@dracoFKNmalfoy that's funny, cos your dad does all your fighting for you.

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@dracoFKNmalfoy well, I guess you've seen a ton of dead bodies before, being a deatheater and all.

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I'd like to be known as the boy who fucked from now on.

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i was totally like, yo mcgonagall, gimme some points, beeeeyotch! #unfairdetention

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"I WILL HAVE ORDER!" haha, more like i will get donkey punched by centaurs!