honey✧♀

fool me once shame on me, fool me twice fiddle dee dee?

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

with every outfit i create, i have to wonder if the panel would approve

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

no one understands it’s still the same classic flavour ….. i’m getting shouted at bc no hoe understands it’s only the colour that’s changed

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

i’ve got so much beef with whoever decided changing the blue tango ice blast to green was a good wicked pr move

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

elphaba snubbed yet again :/

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

@dizzytoad ikr ???? sick power play?? serial killer ??? just missing his teeth ??? i’ll be thinking about him forever

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

i hate working, why has somebody passed me a bag of TEETH to pay???????

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

@dizzytoad whipped it out his wallet and didn’t say a WORD????? the mind boggles as to what he thought would happen ?????

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

the mind cannot comprehend

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

unbelievable, just found out tom didn’t know feathers mcgraw was 1. a penguin and 2. wearing the glove to look like a chicken

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

@blemilyy RIGHT⁉️⁉️might even be top spot for me and she’s being slept on

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

justice for the so i remix !!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charli xcx has the most songs charting on global Spotify today:

#12: Sympathy is knife Remix — 3.8M
#20: Guess Remix — 3.1M
#111: Talk talk Remix — 1.6M
#127: I might say something stupid Remix — 1.532M
#140: Club classics Remix — 1.5M
#164: 365 Remix — 1.424M
#167: Apple — 1.414M
#175: 360 — 1.398M
#186: Everything is romantic Remix — 1.378M

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

rejection complex going crazy this week, even my piercings trying me

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

coming out of my 3 year depression cycle like a bear out of hibernation

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

necessities

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

@dizzytoad LMAO i had to undo rq, can’t ever be seen to endorse this loony

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

plane jane is sooooo obsessed it’s embarrassing. imagine putting in so much effort to mock chappell roan for standing up for herself and setting boundaries. disgusting, pathetic and jealous behaviour!

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

@dizzytoad whatchu making over there ❓❓

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

we did such a good job with Boaty McBoatface

[honey✧♀ @almostoffwhite]

well if we live in a democracy, it’ll be a national disgrace if the public can’t name the kitten

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer will collect a new Siberian kitten to live with his family in No 10 today

The kitten will join Larry the Cat

[@mattchorley]