sick my duck

an account where i bitch about how everybody on reality tv says “vibes” bc it’s the only word in their vocabulary

[sick my duck @almostparadies]

@03683m

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@heyyarnolddd ACE DOES KNOW IT BUT MEN LIKE HIM GET THEIR ROCKS OFF ON TURNING STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMEN INTO DESPERATE CLINGY BEGGARS

[jasmine @grltw1nk]

Im having his baby. No i’m not

[fleetwood jac @altitudinarians]

wells dancing by himself in the corner that’s it that’s the tweet #BachelorInParadise

[michelle cap @mindofmich3]

Mike, Connor and Dylan.
My unproblematic #BachelorinParadise broly trinity 🥰🥰

[Brittany Faire @b_faire]

Get you a women who can do both @hannahg11 @therealDBcoop @BachParadise

[Evan Bass @ebassclinics]

I’m too shocked I can’t even all-caps my extreme displeasure with Kristina at this point. She’s like one of my all time favs and then THIS - HOW?! WHY?! #bachelorinparadise

[the bachelor & bitchelor 🌹 @acceptedrose]

Kevin: *whispers* he’s not even that good looking
Me:
#BachelorInParadise

[Alyssa Schifano @alyssaschifano]

Me watching Cam read his letter to Caelynn versus me watching JPJ recite his poem to Tayshia #BachelorInParadise

[marissa @MarissaSaysWhat]

i’m not typically in favor of cancel culture but if we could cancel men talking about what a woman wants while she’s standing right in front of them that would be PEACHY KEEN with me #bachelorinparadise

[sick my duck @almostparadies]

dylan at the bar when blake takes hannah away to “chat”
#bacheloreinparadise

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cam: my future wife could be in this... palapa??

the women:
#bacheloreinparadise

[Bachelor in Paradise @BachParadise]

RT if want @WellsAdams to keep spilling the tea ☕️#BachelorInParadise

[sick my duck @almostparadies]

“grandma’s off her meds” DEMI OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU I- #bacheloreinparadise

[Bach Bitch @windmillbabyboi]

Wells, at all times: #BachelorInParadise

[sick my duck @almostparadies]

bibi deserves a better story arc than a guy who has the personality of a chair @ clay #BachelorInParadise

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seeing dylan and hannah in the pool #BachelorInParadise

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blake at stagecoach #BachelorInParadise

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look i feel bad for caelynn and all but honestly like sis hes so ugly move on #BachelorInParadise

[sick my duck @almostparadies]

ok we’re 20 minutes in and i have only seen kristina and blake. giVE US THE DYLAN CONTENT WE DESERVE 😡😤#BachelorInParadise