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[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

Speaking of which, I'm out. Spoke about it on the last podcast, but this site has no value to me anymore and has become pretty much everything we said it would when Musk took over. It'll only get worse. So, peace out✌️

[why am i still on this fkn thing? @thisisjbs]

this place fucking sucks and drives everyone fucking insane

[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

Yoh, it's good to be off the dating apps 😭😭😭😭.

[Lou Rogers @louisagrogers]

Oh you want to “travel more” this year? Your typical Sunday is “roast then pub”? First round is on you if I “show up”? Somebody put me out of my misery

[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

Proof that you can spend your life minding your own damn business and not bugging anyone, and someone will still find a way to hate you.

[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

@neilgreen82 Check out today's Patreon newsletter later. I think you'll dig both of the things I share.

[Jeremy Gordon @jeremypgordon]

When I was 27, I decided it was time to get serious and spent six months staying in to write as my friends went out — and, ultimately, produced about 45,000 words of a shockingly mediocre novel that I eventually abandoned. With some luck and willpower, you could do the same

[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator."

[An American Jerewolf in London 🐺 @WalkinDude78]

Without googling, name a historic battle.

[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

Those aren't real places.

[Maestro🇿🇦 @OlwayJr]

I need Durban people to start exploring more of Durban, like go to bluff, kloof, Ballito, Hillcrest etc.

[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

I'm honestly just so grateful that at any point in time, instead of tweeting some terminally online shit like this, I can just go outside and look at a tree or something.

[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

@SpokespersonRSA

[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

@Kikmi It's not just you.

[mumblecore advocate @wowzowee]

“do you know excel”

no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.

[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

Next time I go in for a job interview and the company doesn't even have the courtesy to let me know that I didn't get the job, I'm burning their offices down.

[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

It's giving Dunning-Kruger.

[Saxon African @Saxon_African]

Just so everyone knows, the NAZIs are/were socalists and fall into the same camp as communist. We commonly refer to these movements today as LEFT wing. Which represents big government and totalaterian tendencies.

True right wing = small government and more liberty to the people.

[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

@Saxon_African

[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

Idk, there's probably a reason why all the people responding with, "omg, what a monster!" aren't world famous authors with incredible bibliographies.

[khensani 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @glitterdaiquiri]

nothing better than a wors roll from a questionable trailer outside a club on a street you could get mugged

[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

@itsibitsikitsi @_zondikhanyi @artsfestival Thanks, yo. Thankfully, I've got my own festival to organise, so at least I know I'll get booked there 😅.

[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

Being rejected by the @artsfestival still hurts. Especially seeing all my peers going. Really wish I knew why my show wasn't accepted. I've been doing comedy for over a decade & the show is incredibly relevant. Makes me think someone on the booking committee doesn't like me.

[almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza]

@byjono Amen.