Alms For Satan

Fan site for the legendary underground band 🔥ALMS FOR SATAN🔥🤘😈

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It took Donald Trump becoming president to make the underground legends @almsforsatan resurface. But they (seem to be) back. And with new material. https://t.co/vljKqMSfWj. #almsforsatan #undergroundlegend #muellerreport #satire #thisonegoesto11too

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Ed https://t.co/aaBtXypBTO

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This is my son.. He died today and I can barely breathe. 🥲
I’m broken 💔

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@wojespn That makes Ariza the most traded player in nba history.

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@SecPompeo Your “joke” today wasn’t funny. It was poorly delivered and even more poorly received. You should apologize for being smug and clarify that the democratic process is safe from autocracy in this country. That’s your job.

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@texasrockguy Best day of my life.

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@JuddApatow I can tell things apart that I unlike. That don’t make me unlike them any more.

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@WillMcAvoyACN @debates If Donald Trump wanted to debate in person, he should have learned how to to be an actual person.

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@kayleighmcenany Ah, yes, the sacred Supreme Court. The institution McConnell, Trump, and the Republicans have taken such a high road on.

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@JeffreyJDavis I haven’t visited McConnell’s house in two months because I figured McConnell would be there

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@allinwithchris @chrislhayes I’ve heard McConnell called conniving, hateful, and evil, but I’ve never heard him be called stupid.

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@OMGno2trump Mitch is a lot of things, but dumb ain’t one of ‘em

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@realStanVG He’s as inconsistant as a Josh Smith pull-up.

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@JuddApatow Bottom feeders. Like 40 year old sturgeon.

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@Toure Giuliani says he is now taking hydroxychloroquine prophylactically (my word, not his). https://t.co/I0HUeqKVIJ

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@AnnieGabstonH His idiocy is contagious, he’s infected 30,000,000 Americans with it

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@joncoopertweets

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@BidenHarrisNov3

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The fitting last lines of the movie Psycho... #pence #psycho #pencesfly

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@44mmvvpp @TeriMcGill Reuters hasn’t reported it as far as as I can see. Post a link, please

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@HKrassenstein Presidential debates are such high risk, low reward endeavors only the person trailing in the race typically WANTS to debate, I guess we know where the trump team sits.