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[Kaye Foley @KayeFoley]

My toxic trait: Hmm, let me see if this food that normally hurts my stomach hurts my stomach TODAY.

[Little Orphan Funkhouser @BLymanWarrior]

Guess I’ll just give Apple $0.99 for some vague cloud storage once a month until I die

[alex mueller @almueller6]

@Chandler_Rome @kyjmueller

[alex mueller @almueller6]

@dannyboy1680 This is despicable. Poor guy :( he’s at least out there playing, unlike that terrible guy.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

"are you ok?" no my stomach always hurts

[alex mueller @almueller6]

@TravyStone @kyjmueller

[aidanmcgarry @dramcgarry]

My partner made a wall of books for me. It was a labour of love. Everyday for last few months Ive been at this desk writing a book. Today, it’s finished. It was also a labour of love.

[alex mueller @almueller6]

@dannyboy1680 Awe how sweet! Good luck!

[alex mueller @almueller6]

@twisteddti Book was even better!!

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

all girls do is watch tiktok and have stomach aches

[alex mueller @almueller6]

@deep_dab @tdub0420 @kyjmueller

[alex mueller @almueller6]

@MVPGO @kyjmueller

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

a true delicacy...

[alex mueller @almueller6]

@harlotpeach I use https://t.co/8GxmixC4wt and I think it’s like $35 a month for 30 pairs of daily lenses. Love it

[Pinero_Nana @Pinero_Nana]

Their PR team is unreal, my whole childhood I thought they were friendly and calm 💀

[B @Baileybear009]

Starting to think maybe it wouldn’t even be that hard to steal the Declaration of Independence

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Gummy birth control. Why aren’t we working harder on this?

[alex mueller @almueller6]

@obiquawn @kyjmueller