One of my best friends said he was still a virgin and asked if I would be a willing to let him fuck me. Of course I obliged, it’s my duty as his female friend.
Taking my drunk little puppy out for a walk after she had a few too many. It’s okay the woods are a nice and quiet place for a dumb little dog like you to enjoy herself. Nobody can hear you embarrass yourself by barking for me like the good puppy you are. https://t.co/P6nkH80u1m
Got my girl a double sided dildo for her birthday & she thought it meant that I'm ready to try anal.. told her to save it for a special occasion then suggested she call her bff over for a girls night while I visit family.. seems she understood perfectly..