aloe ✰

[aloe ✰ @aloeolvera]

AI is in the control of those who fear death. Billionaires who hoard wealth because they are afraid of being forgotten.

Those pure of heart will look death in the face and find solace in the lives they've changed for the better and how they've been changed by those around them.

[☆Mazio | @Maziodyne_]

The mirror of a mf who still aint ship your hoodie

[Em🎧 @mountainslmao]

Going to the climbing just to sit and eat this in the middle of the bouldering mat

[Pukicho @pukicho]

You can remove rust from nails using rust nail remover solution from the store

[ׅ❦ @cursdpanda]

when im lowkey sleepy so i decide to stay up for a few more hours

[aloe ✰ @aloeolvera]

@Detetiive why pokémon white have a klan member in the i

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

When your mom takes you to the scary car wash when you're 4 years old

[Trent Reznor @NINFunnies]

Welcome to Nine Inch Nails, a world without rules

[Maya🦭🏳️‍⚧️ @BurgerLesbian]

first time i saw the middle i thought i was somehow how high as fuck and hallucinating a bizzaro version of malcom in the middle

[Uniwatch @UniwatchOW]

Great things are happening on Reddit

[cory @coolmathgame_]

cop: do you know why i pulled you over

me: no

cop: guess haha 😛

me: what

cop: i feel like you don’t like me 🙁

[ariel🫍 @pathologictwo]

best part of any sport is when the goalie makes a really good save and everyone starts treating them like this

[Blitz 🐧 @MechaGoddess]

I had to build an airtight legal defense just to ask my mom for a $40 game when I was younger. God help the kids asking for $80 games now

[sage 🧚‍♀️ @btwnrevolutions]

Here’s another all-timer for me

[aloe ✰ @aloeolvera]

@9mmballpoint tried that in texas and got sent to the hallway. missed the lesson and was lost on the work 😭

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

a moment of silence for all the incredible jokes that were thought of after the conversation had already moved on

[🩷 Semy Sin 🩷 @semysin]

nice try buddy but I see you there

[Mic @micnax_]

@pukicho It's true