la roni

[latke @latkedelrey]

people who talk about eating and calories a lot during the holiday season make me feel like my soul is being crushed in a hydraulic press. i know your friends and family aren’t willing to say it to you so i will: shut up

[Ava @noampomsky]

people who are like “somehow I have the same recurring problems with everyone I’ve ever met. must be their fault” are so funny to me

[Zane Little @zanelittlemusic]

durrrr chatgpt

[la roni @aloexvero]

@jhilikeye unless i’m thrifting a car i don’t wanna see a price tag over $20

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

They once impeached a guy for a blowjob. Now they won't impeach a guy for calling for the execution of a half dozen elected officials.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

bring back the casting call. it should be a southern nobody’s big break

[seiya @systole_]

my life is spiralling into control. like a beautiful staircase. or a shell on the shore

[Zy @ZyMazza]

You need to be aggressively removing all the polyester from your life

[That Gay Guy 💬 @gayguycandleco]

A clearly exhausted Trump returned to the White House tonight where the American flag is being allowed to lie on the ground.

Fitting for this anti-America administration.

[la roni @aloexvero]

just found out bbno$ is pronounced baby no money not bb nos. granny’s gonna log out now

[Beyoncé follows her @MsAdaO]

I put ‘hypocrite’ in my bio for a reason. No matter how strong your principles are, in the face of personal relationships, you will falter. Every single time. That’s the human condition. But too many of you pretend you’re celestial beings above contradiction. Let this be a lesson

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i have to get better at getting better

[spicy alien @cinematicnoodle]

how you spend your days is how you spend your life.
how you spend your days is how you spend your life.
how you spend your days is how you spend your life.
how you spend your days is how you spend your life.
how you spend your days is how you spend your life.

[Princess of D.C.👑 @_FlawlessSASHA]

But of course, the shutdown ended just in time for Americans to shop during the holidays. I’m not fooled whatsoever.

[la roni @aloexvero]

not now sweetie mommy’s crashing out

[🦋 @___MicahJ]

Nobody is getting a stimulus check you people are fucking stupid omg

[nick ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

i do not "style" my hair. i let it air-dry and if it looks like shit i kill myself