Chris

[Chris @alohaachris]

crossiron in a nut shell:
customer: extra discount?
associate: no just regular price
customer: ok bye

[AB @AB84]

Chick Fil A gotta be the pussy part of the bird cuz this shit good as fuck

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Remote workers getting ready for their one day in the office

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

“I’m overworked and underpaid”

Me at work :

[Saad @lolnvmtho]

When you write a work email so good that you go into Sent and admire your work:

[𝙃𝙑𝘿𝙀𝙎 @hvdesmusic]

this is how i look at the flight attendant so she knows im awake and want a treat

[Peter Hull @instrumenthull]

It's time

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

BREAKING: New stained glass has just been installed in St. Peter's Basilica

[maybe: clare @clur19]

the pope is from WHERE?

[▴ wes! 🌱 @maliceguardian]

nothing on my mind just burger toad

[rory @rorydirt]

such is life

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

"Yeah let me run it by my lawyer real quick"

[Complex Pop Culture @ComplexPop]

airfrying my thanksgiving leftovers

[maha @mahaaaay]

the american mind cannot comprehend this 🍫 🇨🇦

[o @oeaton14]

Beggars can’t be choosers in this life

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Trust those who return the shopping cart

[Waiting to Oxtail @ThatDudeMCFLY]

Lol had to run ChatGPT thru a likkle Toronto test see if he knew the mandem 😂