alanna (taylor’s version)

she/her. blm. lover of too many things to list in my bio. wearing pink + talking about politics. & if i’m wrong, may i err on the side of grace.

[alanna (taylor’s version) @alohaitsalanza]

things to do during quarantine:

-outrun
-outlast
-hit em quick get out fast
-stay alive until this horror show is past
-fly a lot of flags half-mast
-raise a glass

[emi @vxmpcore_]

if i was a horse and i was led to diet coke i would drink it

[a @romasjuliet]

conrad going to that conference not having slept in 30 hours with a huge smile on his face he's gonna be unrecognisable

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO ACT

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

Best community note I’ve ever seen

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

if you have a pet carrier at the airport it’s my right to peek in like who’s that

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Oh you want to change plans? Do something completely different than the logistics I’ve envisioned & as such cemented in my head? Sure that’s fine. I can be normal about that. Please excuse me for 10 minutes. If you hear screaming it is unrelated

[Katie Kraynak @KraynakKatie]

I know joe biden felt the its time to go surprise song performance in his soul

[dragon age fan @dragonagefan67]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[stancy💚 @sterlingco_12]

Travis when Taylor sings karma is the guy on the chiefs

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Email Subject Line: YOUR PACKAGE HAS SHIPPED

Email Body; Your package hasn’t shipped. You idiot. You fucking idiot. We just created a shipping label

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

how it feels to take a 15 minute walk in 70° weather

[m a r i n a 🍒 @xoxwildcherries]

Girls with the bear they found in the woods

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

actually few things more embarrassing than when you’ve had like One drink and then you trip or spill something and everyone’s like damnnn she must be fucked up! no, you degenerates. I am just clumsy! may a beautiful woman not simply be clumsy these days???

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

your honor, with all due respect, i hope it's shitty at the black dog

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

You're not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

[Zach Harris @PotCzach]

so is it like, worse than looking at the sun for a second or two on a regular day? because let's not act like we all haven't sneaked a peak at the big guy a few times. get real.

[໊ @user0000O0]

“source?” my stomach warned me

[trish @ultragloss]

i think jobs should have 30 minutes of silent reading time every day after lunch just like fifth grade did