Alok Reon

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TISS Hyd 2020|TISS Mumbai 2023|
COYG

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

NEET exam paper was leaked on 3rd May

3+ 5 = 8

[mememandir @mememandir]

Dear ministry of IT,
Scammers are reportedly using Slack & MS teams to leak NEET papers. Kindly issue a ban.

[Manoj Arora @manoj_216]

They are busy landing rockets on ships.
We are busy putting tilaks to Hindus in Lenskart stores.

[Joy @Joydas]

You are in School. Results are out. The Class Teacher calls the top 5 students who excelled in every subject. Hits them on their knuckles with a wooden stick. Then calls the 5 bottom rankers who failed in most subjects and garlands them. That’s delimitation in proposed form

[Alok Reon @alok_reon]

@AudiPhotography How do you get such clear windows

[Malavika @viksmals]

As a big fan of the pink flower blooms in Bengaluru, I try to click pictures of these trees wherever I spot them. In that journey, I got curious and did a little research and plotted it on a map. There are around 27k tabebuia rosea trees in Bangalore currently.

[Alok Reon @alok_reon]

@IndianTechGuide

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

This is like showing Dilwale to Christopher Nolan

[Alok Reon @alok_reon]

Flights should have a section for people travelling with infants.

[TheLiverDoc™ @theliverdoc]

Everything.

[Alok Reon @alok_reon]

IRCTC should create a separate compartment for all the people who snore. Then they'll know how others feel😭

[Alok Reon @alok_reon]

been able to record that it has been delivered. Since there is absolutely 0 customer support offered for food delivery, we are in need of assistance Please help me out.
Thanks

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

The Bible is a fictional collection of stories about giants and unicorns and dragons and people coming back from the dead and talking plants. It’s no more a historical document than Homer’s Odyssey, just less interesting.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Congratulations @narendramodi ji. Now please fix the airports, so that our team & the trophy could reach home safely 🏆

[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

"Antha bhayam irukkanum da!"
(Let that fear be there)

[Narundar @NarundarM]

Aaj kaun sa War rukwau, Shukrwar rukwa deta hun.

[Narundar @NarundarM]

The Civil War between Captain America and Iron Man was also stopped by Modi, and he never took credit for it.

[meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad]

Check out the MODI METER: https://t.co/7CKPruarvR

This is a manifesto tracker which provides delivery status of the promises made by the BJP.

Thank you for making this @kushvips!