Alok Kumar Singh

Lawyer, sportsman, food lover, and an atheist.

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@grok @seigwahrheit42 @business Nice job @grok in dismantling the prejudiced laden question 😝

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@DharmendraDn @Urgent_RussiaTV @rizMahmed Hahahahaha

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@vijaythottathil Neta ke andhbhakt be like...."Mahila ne kiya bhagwe nehru jacket par hamla". Chapter over. Back to selling India while chanting Hindu Khatre mein hai !!!

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@AlwaysIndian01 @suchetadalal @PMOIndia Sorry bol !!

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@avantgardebhu @Dipankar_cpiml Tum bata do na bhai ponder over karke ki list kiske banayi hai aur kaun se kaante lage hain usmein. Raising questions without data shows agenda !!!

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@VerotCholi @zoo_bear @bareillypolice Surety verification mein court reliable nahi manegi tumko

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@navikakumar Ahahahahahahaha

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@PalshikarSuhas @suchetadalal Saw this !! Just one very basic question for Sucheta ji.
Aise baaten sajha karni chahiye kya ???? 🤪

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@ndtv @Ankit_Tyagi01 Haan har ek bihari expert hai....dekho duniya mein kitna chamak rha hai Bihar 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

[Democrates🇮🇳🇮🇷🇪🇦🇺🇲 @slganesh1]

- If H-1B visa fees go up, India wins because more skilled workers might come back home—Modi’s masterstroke to bring talent back!😂😂😂
- If H-1B visa fees go down, India wins with more jobs abroad—another Modi genius move!😂😂

- If the USA raises tariffs, India benefits by selling more locally—Modi’s smart plan at work!😂😂
- If the USA lowers tariffs, India gains from better trade—Modi’s brilliant trade strategy!😂😂
- If India buys Russian oil, it saves money—Modi’s clever energy play!😂😂😂
- If India stops buying Russian oil, it builds global trust—Modi’s diplomatic masterstroke!😂😂
- If India builds Chabahar port, trade grows—Modi’s visionary infrastructure win!😂😂
- If the USA blocks Chabahar port, India finds new ways��Modi’s backup plan shines!😂😂
- If the dollar gets stronger, remittances grow—Modi’s financial boost!😂😂
- If the dollar weakens, exports rise—Modi’s export magic!😂😂
- If US imports increase, India sells more—Modi’s trade triumph!😂😂
- If US imports drop, local industries grow—Modi’s self-reliance victory!😂😂
- If the USA invests in manufacturing, jobs come to India—Modi’s industrial edge!😂😂
- If the USA offshores manufacturing, India gets the work—Modi’s global pull!😂😂
- If the USA sanctions China, India steps up—Modi’s opportunity grab!
- If the USA partners with China, India balances trade—Modi’s diplomatic dance!😂😂

**AndhBhakts’ Moral of the Story:** No matter what happens, it’s all part of Modi ji’s masterstroke plan—every twist and turn is a win for India!😜

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@slganesh1 @kunalkamra88 Itna lamba likh diye ho angrezi mein...chapri saamjh nahi paaye toh ?

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@mercedes9454 @kunalkamra88 Burnol laao bhai jaldi koi 😝

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@BJP4Assam Party ki spelling check karo....shishu mandir ki padhai ki so good 😝😝😝😝😝

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@ARanganathan72 @INCIndia @ShivAroor Ohh now you need the free speech warriors? How convenient !! Life of "professors" revolving like a pendulum between Why are you a free speech warrior ? And Where are the free speech warriors ? 😝😝

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@aajtak @anjanaomkashyap Tab jab tak patalkar.....rape accused ko mala pehnane waalon ki rotiyan sekte rahenge....yaad aya ?

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@Facts4India1 @zoo_bear Jab koi aspatal mein pada ho toh positivity failane waale ko bahar bithate hain....main kaam waale andar zaroori cheez kar rahe hote hain.....apne muh se Kalam Kalam karne mein sharam nahi aati ? Kalam se bhi toh kagaz mangane the na neta ki aand ?

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@non_nri @DocRGM Usko kabhi notice nahi ayega jiski aankhen selectively khulti ho....Congress roz kuch na kuch bolti rehti hai....lekin woh log jinhe marathi bhasha mein Hindu pita ya Muslim pita tak relevant lagta hai woh kabhi nahi dekh payenge !!

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@INCIndia @non_nri Bahut naughty Congress waalon 😝😝😝

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@desiavacado @zoo_bear Neta ki palti content nahi hai....land chatai ki adat ka kya karen

[Alok Kumar Singh @AlokLaw]

@Anshul3762 @ssrajputINC Shakha waale sanskari...