Alondra Olivas

[recovering] Cereal Addict | Strong Believer in the 5 Second Rule.

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@allydagnino I wish I could pin this tweet to my profile. 👏🏼

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The look of disdain you give an orange when after one bite you realize it’s filled with seeds. What treachery.

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Hobbies Include: Watching videos of Jack Black mouthing words to songs he likes.

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[makes a little voodoo doll of my neighbor's dog and pets it]

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Just rung in my 27th year of life by listening to Simon & Garfunkel and playing solitaire in bed. Where is my cane? 👵🏽

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@allyfagnino You’d love Australia. That’s all they eat here.

[donni saphire @donni]

Being an adult is cool because sometimes your back hurts and other times a different part of your back hurts

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The moment after making an Insta video and u have to watch urself over and over while editing the caption and slowly start to ponder life.

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@alexis_sherrill I am sorry to disappoint friend 😔 Chick-Fil-A just doesn’t do it for me.

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@allyfagnino Yes!! The Chick-Fil-A hype is so real! Why??

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Apparently these are coming back?!? WHATTTTTTT?!?!? 🤤😍

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There needs to be a "Pimp My Ride - Where Are They Now?" show.

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I just said "hey" at the end of a sentence in the form of a question...am I officially an Aussie now?

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@grammerrrr Still just as good in 2017 😎🍪👻

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I don't recall eating corn...

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I miss these.